Character Analysis
Danny Baker
Played by Cheyenne Jackson
33 jokes across 7 episodes of 30 Rock
14
33
7.2
6.9
Character Comedy
Danny delivers 33 scored jokes across 7 episodes of 30 Rock, averaging 7.2 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 14.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Danny Lines
Danny · Jack:So guess there's two jacks here now. I don't think there are.
Danny:I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle
Danny:I've seen bigger chins on a premature baby!
Danny:Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair to use as a hair farm
Danny:this badge is a symbol of dignity, honor, and dramatized 1970s interethnic california daytime motorcycle highway justice.
All Jokes — 33 total
Danny · Jack:So guess there's two jacks here now. I don't think there are.
Danny:Did he just change my name?
Danny:Last week, i was just a street performer making 50 bucks a day and getting memory loss from all the silver paint fumes
Danny · Liz:and now i'm... Um... You're on tgs. I'm on tgs?
Danny:All right, hosers, i want all 12 of us fighting for every meter on all three downs! We're gonna make this a boxing day the prime minister will never forget!
Danny:I'm not 'aboot' to... Aboot... Abwah... Out.
Danny:No! I'll brush my own teeth.
Danny:Yyou know, of all the weirdos i've met around here, you're the worst! With your creepy, don knotts face, that ridiculous hitler youth haircut.
Danny:I've seen bigger chins on a premature baby!
Danny:Canadians have a hard time recognizing it 'cause we don't have a big Jewish population.
Danny:A month ago i was doing a robot act on the street, so i know my place. i want to be tgs' steve nash. come down from canada, work hard, make the black guy look good.
Danny:look at me in the black light.it's tron. watch out, sark.It's me, flynn. light bike.
Danny:even though the reason is she's never let a man see her feet.
Danny:mostly we just kiss and then she makes mego down to the deli to get her a sandwich.
Danny:they're called spanx.
Danny:hey, liz.i just want to show you this new iphone app. you shake it and it soundslike an empty can.
Danny:this badge is a symbol of dignity, honor, and dramatized 1970s interethnic california daytime motorcycle highway justice.
Danny:she has really thin lips, but she makes upFor it with tongue girth.
Danny:♪ the crowd's getting loud ♪ ♪ scotiabank place ♪ ♪ make a hockey-loving face ♪ ♪ at scotiabank place ♪
Danny:I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle
Danny:Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair to use as a hair farm
Danny:I never called Tracy clean and articulate. Why would I? He's not.
Danny:Hey, Frank. Your mom's a hugger
Danny · Jenna:It's just... I got a haircut, and you didn't even notice. Sorry, you get your hair cut every week. Excuse me? I don't like your tone.
Danny:Like pigs have around their delicious testicle meat.
Jenna · Danny:You should hang it on the wall. Careful! Don't coddle the boy. He can do it.
Danny:It's that dark place under the bleachers that's shaped like a wishbone.
Danny:Um, that wasn't me. There used to be another guy.
Danny:Can you reminisce about something that's happened since I've been here, 'cause I couldn't see any of that.
Danny:Wait. I saw that. How? Am I dead?
Danny · Jenna:That wasn't me. There used to be another guy. I don't think so.
Danny:I better lay you across my grandmother's lap in the mating shed
Danny:Albinos get to be watchers in the mating shed