Stan Sitwell

Stan:Stan: 'If your grandson wasn't here, I'd probably take a peeky-weeky.'

Stan · Maeby:Stan tells 'Annette' (Maeby): 'I see the real you: a special, wonderful, unique, 67-year-old woman who amazes me every day. It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life that your father never was.'

Maeby · Stan:'On the Next': Maeby and Stan looking at a photo of themselves together — Stan: 'Look how happy they look together. Just like us.' / Maeby: 'Until this happens.' — ending on a freeze frame of apparent disaster

Sally Sitwell · Stan:No, you want to keep me safe, let's build that wall. Those Bluths are dangerous, I'm telling you. / Yeah, I guess they do have us by the short wigs.

Buster · Oscar · Stan:Buster and Oscar debate via earpiece whether to say hi to a passerby, culminating in Buster simply saying 'Hello' and the man asking 'Hurt your hand?'

Stan:Stan (hostage) asks if they can watch a movie 'or just leave the lights on so we can't see you'

Stan · neighbor · Maeby:Stan exposes Maeby: 'Run, Annette, run!' — Neighbor asks 'Maeby? Why'd he call you Annette?'

Maeby · Stan:Maeby is gaslighting Stan about how frequently he's asked the same questions — 'Every month' (he hadn't; 'in fact, this had only happened a few hours earlier')

Maeby · Stan:Maeby's dementia con — she has been gaslighting Stan into believing he has memory problems, repeating conversations to make him question his mind

Maeby · Stan:'Stan, turn down Wayne Brady!' / 'I surely couldn't.'

Maeby · Stan:Maeby is cornered by her boyfriend Stan asking if these are her family — and she admits yes

Stan:Stan responds to meeting Maeby's family by saying 'I shall pack my things' — and apparently leaves immediately