Character Analysis
Stan Sitwell
Played by Ed Begley Jr.
10 jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development
1.7
10
7.0
6.7
Cringe/Discomfort
Stan delivers 10 scored jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 1.7. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Stan Lines
Stan · Maeby:Have I asked before? Every month. Oh, no. That can't be right. Right. See? You always say 'right.'
Stan:You gotta try this new eyebrow glue. You can eat soup again.
Stan:It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life that your father never was.
Stan:If you tried the new eyebrow glue, you could look surprised, too.
Maeby · Stan:Look how happy they look together. Just like us.
All Jokes — 10 total
Stan:I heard we're getting a visit from the grandson. Want a lick?
George Michael · Stan:Oh, my God, no. Good, more for me. Gonna have more? I can come back.
Stan:If your grandson wasn't here, I'd probably take a peeky-weeky.
Stan:It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life that your father never was.
Maeby · Stan:Look how happy they look together. Just like us.
Stan:You gotta try this new eyebrow glue. You can eat soup again.
Stan:If you tried the new eyebrow glue, you could look surprised, too.
Stan:She's smiling all the time, even when she sleeps.
Stan · Maeby:Have I asked before? Every month. Oh, no. That can't be right. Right. See? You always say 'right.'
Stan:Stan: 'Stan, turn down Wayne Brady!' 'I surely couldn't.'