The One with Phoebe's Wedding

Well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard couldn't wait till Monday.

I am pretty 'wisdomous.'

I don't want you to see your father cry. Go to your room!

Well, I don't care. So you pick. Did you just hang up on me?

You don't know military time? I must have been in missile training the day they taught that.

Okay, so 1800 minus 12... is 1788.

She will shower when Tibet is free.

I rarely practice my meals before I eat.

That why your hand's against my crotch? - That is why.

Are you still crying about your damn baby?

You see these clowns all the time.

Who in God's name are you? I'm not that fond of you either, buddy.

This is like figure skating team all over again. I mean, synchronized swimming. I mean... I mean, the balance beam.

Help me. - Football.

I don't have a fax machine. Well, then there are gonna be a few surprises.

We're sitting here, alone, doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.

Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror... as he is me.

You are going 'downer.'

I wouldn't know. I didn't make it.

Oh, a wiseacre. Strike two.

Hey, unless we move in with you, Dad.

You only get one more, Mike.

Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.

Is that what you say to Chandler?

It's not important. Well, she's in rehab.

You're fired! Cheers.

Man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was gonna be corsages.

I've won awards... I printed them out on my computer.

My God, you're breathtaking.

Oh, you are the lesser of two evils.

That's why I'm marrying you.

Family Honor 2: This A-Time It's A-Personal.

That must have been one lousy movie. That was me!

I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third.

Make 'groom' for Chandler.

How bad do you wanna stick your tongue on that?

I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog, Chappy.

I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog.

I want you to be crazy bitch again.

Since they hired a very hot weather girl.

I crushed a pill and put it in her drink.

He can sense my fear! My throat is exposed!

Yeah. You think I'd give up being a minister and pay to ride the subway?

I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but, yeah, we do.

I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.

Jeez, Ross. You could've showered. - It's the dog.

I'll be my 'something blue.'

The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this.

Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.

Could someone get me a coat? I'm frigging freezing.

I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.

Come on, Chappy! Do your business! Make!