The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know

Sweet mother of all that is good and pure!

Not that one.

No, they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.

Rose Marie belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?

Sun shining, birds chirping... Really? Mine too... Hey, cool! Mine too!

This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.

Give me two number ones, 86 the bacon, one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them! / It's James Bond!

My God! You used to be so... I mean, you've... You must have lost like...

Since the divorce, everybody asks how I am with a sympathetic head tilt. 'How you doing? You okay?' / I always answer with the 'I'm okay' head bob. 'I'm okay.'

Of course, the divorce only left me with four CDs to change.

If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you.

What if we have to pee? / I'll cancel the sodas.

Because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff.

Who needs glasses?

Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten.

27 is a dangerous eye age.

It would help when I'm kissing if you didn't shout my sister's name.

Well, it's not. I'm sorry. I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you. You know, it's us. We're crossing that line.

Come on, touch my butt. Just one cheek... The moment's gone. I'll back up into your hands... Oh, come on! Would you just grab my ass?

You've got a Cheeto on your face, man.

But it was 1982 and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.

It certainly is a miracle.

Good. They feel good. In my head.

No. Inside good. Outside bad.

She's one of us now.

She's lying.

He's like a brother to Dad.

Well, maybe he was nervous.

Why don't they just give him a microwave? / Clearly, they don't have a place to plug in.

I mean, I'm dating a man whose pool I once peed in.

I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.

Yeah, well, you know what? So is Sorentino's.

No idea. It could be.

Thank God!

We're not alone.

It's not warm yet. We still have time.