The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break

Hey, how much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? / I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2.95.

Done.

I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the U.N.

Oh, it's my new thing. I figure, bodies at peace make peace.

Wow. You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] / There's a G in there.

Where's that? / In your atlas. / I don't have an atlas. / Oh. / Oh, but wait, I do have a globe. Hold on.

What is this? / It's a globe. / And a pencil sharpener.

Okay, listen, just give me anything I can make two of.

If you don't have anything to copy, why are you going there? / Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the bellybutton ring again?

Chloe, switch with me. There are some guys here who got a crush on you. / Okay, that hurt us.

Hi, guys. I haven't seen you since this morning. / Well, uh... / You know.

Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night? / Both of us? / Maybe. Does that scare you?

Aw. Me too. Although this city is my home. So that's dumb, what I said. Don't tell him I said that.

Okay. You know what? You don't have to do that now. / No, no, not him. No, you don't.

Wow, it's small. / Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.

What's that on the bottom? / Oh. That's my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat. Ha, ha. / She's fancy.

'Kind of cute' like, 'really kind of cute'? Or 'kind of cute' like your friend Spackle-Back Larry? / Hey, don't call him that. His name is Spackle-Back Harry.

Ha, ha. Dude, I don't know. Ha-ha-ha.

Never open your eyes. You know? Because you don't want to be doing something and then look up, right? And see something that you don't want to be seeing.

What if my eyes are closed, and my hand is out there... / Aah! Okay, eyes open at all times.

Well, if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you.

My God. What are you doing here? / Well, you said you couldn't go out, so... / You brought a picnic. Ugh. What a boyfriend. That's it. On Monday, I start wearing makeup.

Heh. Pepper? / None for me. / Okay, sorry. Whoo.

Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to call you back. I've got Shemp in my office.

You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work unless maybe they were a park ranger.

The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.

And now any time anybody wants 400, we just say, 'Let's Ross it.'

Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight. / Oh, my God. / No wonder I get such great service at Café Maurice.

So you're a chef? / I'm also thinking of opening up my own restaurant. / Oh, really? / Monica... could I talk to you behind my menu, please?

Why? What happened to him? / Nothing. He just really believes in that.

I told him he treats me like a park ranger, something, ugh...

I just hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.

You silly diplomat. Why don't you learn some English, Sergei?

My guy has coupons. / Your guy can't even say 'coupons.'

See, we don't need them. / Plate? / Yeah.

You're not home.

American. You know, it's a very hard language.