The One Where Ross Dates a Student

"Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar.

A hot girl's at stake and he's Rain Man.

Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl?

It's a girl! But it wouldn't matter. Because I'm a teacher. She's a student.

When you're 90, you'll still have the memory of being with a 20-year-old.

What's a movement class? He's pretending he didn't take mime.

Hey, hey, dude. Why you changing the subject? What?

Just think of it like this: The third day. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday... When day, what day? Thursday!

Nature called. She wants to see who else did.

It was a fire, I'm guessing not good.

The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be!

I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie.

Oh, you know what? Forget it. I see you already gave me an A.

Gotcha. I'm kidding! God!

Hey, buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday?

The only thing that isn't burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying.

Isn't that mine? Fine. I'm sorry for your loss.

I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. But if you give me your number, I'll call you sometime.

No. But yeah, I could use one now. Thanks.

Oh, my God, I did it! It's me, it's me! I burned down the house!

I warned her about those candles.

Do you want to get a pizza later?

You dated her?! Not once.

You want to do Joey a favor? Maybe you go out with Joey.

I haven't spoken to him in 10 years... and he asks me for a favor? Yeah, I've always hated that Howie.

Oh, my God! It sure didn't look this way when I lived here.

Hotel Monica! Just tell me how you like your eggs. I thought I'd bring them to you in bed.

What's that smell? I know! I don't...

You sat next to 'Sleepy Sleeperson.'

The guy on the other side of you was 'Smelly Von Brown Shirt.'

'Cutie McPretty.' Oh, that's so sweet!

Dr. Geller! Burt!

Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow. Know what Joey left on my pillow? Gum.

Don't look at me, my hair's straight. Straight, straight, straight.

Hey, where'd the napkin go? What is that? Is that old shrimp?

I can smell it a little, bake a pie.

In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... okay, well I have to go now.

'Judgy Von Holier-than-thou.'

You don't want to get a reputation as 'Professor McNails-his-students.'

Great story again. The yarns that you weave!

The heart wants what it wants. Bye.

But not in here! Can't eat them in bed, remember? No crumbies!

This doesn't lock, does it?

Really? Yeah, look.

Well, don't waste it. I mean, it's still food.

I can't. Oh, you have some studying to do? No, I have some turning 21 to do.

You know, I remember when I was in college, we used to..

You are so fired.

Really? It's not just frowned upon?

You got me the audition? Let's hug it up!

You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy.

That's right. All the ladies want to stay at Joey's.

No, but at Monica's, you can eat cookies over the sink.

Just hearing you describe it as 'forbidden'... it's really hot.

It's naughty. It's... taboo. Shut the book.

Hey. Let's also get a hot plate.

It's.. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, what day.. Oh!