The Guys are in the final preparation stage for an unknown scheme when Dee excitedly enters to inform them that today is “Dee Day.” The guys have to do everything she wants without complaint.
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“Dee Day” ranks #35 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 83.6 — Elite. The episode packs 51 scored jokes at 1.4 per minute, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.3 on impact, with Dennis landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dee: You should all probably check your phones. Just 'cause I pushed the cuckoo clock ahead an hour
Dee Misdirection Escalation ★ Rewatch Dee: I'm talking about the concealer, yes. But I'm talking about the rest of the makeup, the tape you have behind your jaw and your eyes. I'm talking about the hair paint.
Dee Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Dee: My plan did work, jackass. I got close enough to the councilwoman in the restaurant to steal her wallet, got her address, and then replaced the wallet without her seeing
Dee Misdirection Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee: You just insulted me on Dee Day. You know what that earns you? Another day of Dee.
Dee Escalation Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: I got fired on account of a relationship I was having with a Juggalo child
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 51 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Dennis: Mac, you have the tendon dexterity of a sow
Dennis: Needy and desperate for approval, but, uh, good.
Dennis Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Dennis: With one little gesture, he tells me everything I need to know. That wordless display of confidence earns my confidence.
Dennis Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Charlie: Don't say 'oyster.' Say 'clam.'
Charlie · Mac · Frank · Dennis: The extended shellfish debate that derails the entire conversation
Dee: ♪ Uh, Dee is in the house ♪
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dennis: First things first, we got to ditch Dee.
Dennis Reaction Beat Character Comedy Dee: Oh, my God. You forgot. Oh, that makes it so much better.
Dee Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Charlie: Dee's a bird!
Mac: You're a bird!
Dennis: I hate you, bird!
Dee: Today, it's you who will be forced to sit and just listen. And my first topic? My feelings.
Dee Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Dennis: Today of all days, and now I'm being forced to listen to her feelings? I won't do it. And who cares about her feelings anyway? Nobody, that's who.
Dennis Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Mac: Uh-oh. I'm forgetting my part of the plan with every second that goes by. Dennis is gonna yell at me again.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: I'm pretty sure Dennis has candy. I heard a crinkle in his pocket that sounded like the wrapper of a candy.
Charlie Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Frank: Make the world your clam. Just sounds better.
Frank Character Comedy Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Everything you were saying, we were totally listening.
Dee: I'm gonna go take a quick squirt 'cause that beer just went right through me
Dee Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Dennis: She just went to the bathroom. See, everybody's got to take a dump at least once in every 24-hour period.
Dennis Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: What? No, that's not what he's talking about, Mac. What he means is that it's time for me to go to the school, break in using my old janitor's key...
Charlie Character Comedy Misdirection ★ Rewatch Dennis: And keep this kind of good focus in mind when it comes to what's inside your pants, 'cause I want that, man. I want what's in your pants.
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Misdirection ★ Rewatch Charlie: I got fired on account of a relationship I was having with a Juggalo child
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: I'm ready to have new relationships with the children.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Charlie: They were breaking on in to your bicycle. Kicked it in half. Filled it with horse manure.
Charlie: Uh, I'm gonna fuck your bike up, Terry.
Mac: It's insanely racist. We didn't want to do it, but you know, Dee's humor is so lowbrow.
Mac Irony/Sarcasm Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Frank: That's why you suck at everything, Maxie. I say if you're gonna do a racist stereotype, you best do it right.
Frank Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Mac: I want you to ram him, all right? Nothing crazy, but it's got to be believable.
Mac Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement Frank: It won't be the clams, because if it was clams... ...clams and I was sick, it would be all over the pavement.
Frank Callback Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch Callback Frank: It's not the clams!
Frank immediately vomits
Frank Irony/Sarcasm Physical/Slapstick ★ Rewatch Callback Frank: It's not the clams!
Frank Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Dee: 'with the quivering lips of two souls desperate to taste the juices of passion.' Did that seem like that to you guys?
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee: Plant one on me, Covington!
Forced romantic scene between Mac and Charlie
Dee: with the quivering lips of two souls desperate to taste the juices of passion
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Mac: And I know we're supposed to be cool with this, 'cause, like, that's where society's headed, but I'm just... I'm not there.
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Dennis: Well, now you know how it feels.
Charlie: Oh, I don't want to taste your cheese.
Dee: The ostrich's eyes are bigger than its brain. Do you have any thoughts on that?
Dee Irony/Sarcasm Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: Oh, my God, I want to scream 'bird,' I want to scream 'bird.' That would be so good.
Charlie Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Callback Mac: Charlie has been outshining me all day, and I want to shine for you, Dennis
Mac Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: I haven't been outshining you. I was just throwing you looks because I wanted the candy, but I was gonna share it with you
Charlie Character Comedy Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: I keep candy in my pocket sometimes so that I can get Charlie's focus. It was working like a charm, man.
Dennis Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: I'll bang her as fast as I possibly can, and then, while she's cleaning up afterwards, I'll set all of her clocks back
Dennis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee: I'm talking about the concealer, yes. But I'm talking about the rest of the makeup, the tape you have behind your jaw and your eyes. I'm talking about the hair paint.
Dee Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Frank: That's what his soul looks like.
Frank Visual Gag Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Dennis: Do you like hard candy? I have candies. Oh, you know what? Actually, I don't. Scratch that. I threw all the hard candies at those idiot children.
Dennis Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: Can I get your house key? We don't have to have sex like this. I can put another man's face on.
Dennis Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Dee: This man is clearly a monster, and he will be punished accordingly.
Dee Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy News anchor: In a stunning upset, local ordinance LC-103 passed today. The controversial proposal actually legalizes public urination.
Dee: Why didn't you just go and slash her tires, like, five minutes before she had to leave for the meeting?
Dee Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Dee: My plan did work, jackass. I got close enough to the councilwoman in the restaurant to steal her wallet, got her address, and then replaced the wallet without her seeing
Dee Misdirection Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dee: Did you see how many times I peed today? I have a teeny, tiny, little bladder. I want to be able to pee on the street if I have to.
Dee Character Comedy Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Dee: You should all probably check your phones. Just 'cause I pushed the cuckoo clock ahead an hour
Dee Misdirection Escalation ★ Rewatch Dee: You just insulted me on Dee Day. You know what that earns you? Another day of Dee.
Dee Escalation Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
