Dee is shocked to learn that an overweight social outcast from her High School has become a rich and skinny fashion designer.
WAR
38.2
Wins Above Replacement
“The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo” ranks #105 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 77.6 — Great. The episode packs 42 scored jokes at 1.4 per minute, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.9 on impact, with Dennis landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dennis: And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.
Dennis Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dennis: Peaked? Peaked, Dee? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak.
Dennis Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ingrid: The Aluminum Monster and Fatty Magoo!
Ingrid Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: And winners, we don't listen to words like 'no,' or 'don't,' or 'stop.'
Dennis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: And if you look good enough in it, hell... I might even consider having sex with you.
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy All Jokes — 42 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Charlie: I've been sewing my clothes back together for, like, almost my entire life.
Charlie Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Dee: You look so different. What happened to all of the fat parts?
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Ingrid: The Aluminum Monster and Fatty Magoo!
Ingrid Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ingrid: You were the Aluminum Monster! I was Fatty Magoo!
Ingrid Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Ingrid: If the Aluminum Monster can do it, then so can I.
Ingrid Callback Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback Dee: Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah? Not-Not-Not... Yeah. Not right now... because I'm shopping.
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dee: I got a fatty to take down.
Dee Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Charlie: Come on. I steal lots of things. You don't have to get all huffy about it.
Charlie Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Charlie: Dee's designing a dress to put her old nerd friend back in her place.
Charlie Character Comedy Observational Mac: Sweet Dee, being a winner's not something that you can become. It's something that you're kind of born with. Like me.
Mac Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Mac · Dennis: What is this? Is it a boat? Oh, no. No, it's... It's a boat with a triangle in it.
Dennis: Have your hands been smashed with hammers?
Dennis Escalation Character Comedy Dennis · Mac: I'm gonna start with the breasts. Oh, naturally.
Dennis: Peaked? Peaked, Dee? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak.
Dennis Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.
Dennis Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Mac · Frank: Because that lead paint is extremely toxic. What? Is that why I'm feeling so dizzy?
Frank · Mac: Because I'm manipulating you. That's the way I get people to do things for me. Really? Yeah. Shit, that's awesome.
Frank Mac Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Charlie: Whoa. Wait. Has that chair been dipped in gold?
Charlie Callback Character Comedy Callback Ingrid: These are just pictures of women with giant breasts. And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.
Ingrid Character Comedy Observational Dennis: And if you look good enough in it, hell... I might even consider having sex with you.
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dennis: And winners, we don't listen to words like 'no,' or 'don't,' or 'stop.'
Dennis Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie · Dee: Why does she have light bulbs growing out of her neck? Light bulbs? What? Those are shoulder pads.
Dee: I walked in and saw you enjoying them very much this morning in the bar.
Charlie: The pretty lady gets naked, of course. And I help her into the prototype.
Charlie: And then just, boom, we're into it. And it's hot and it's passionate. Then it's just me and you, babe, all night long.
Frank: This is exactly the way I ran my sweatshops.
Frank Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement Frank · Mac: You gotta break 'em like dogs! Break 'em! Yeah! Break 'em like dogs!
Dee: Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
Dee Character Comedy Escalation Ingrid: I also see a very confused and uncomfortable model who seems to be stuffed into an ill-fitting garbage bag.
Dennis: Because the only crime that's being committed today is the crime of ugliness.
Dennis: Dennis's exit line about 'the crime of ugliness' and 'you can't press charges for that'
Dennis Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Mac: I've changed his diet to only dry food. And he's no longer allowed on any of the furniture.
Mac Escalation Absurdist Callback Mac · Charlie: Charlie, sit. Don't tell me to sit, dude. You want a treat? Yeah. Yeah? You sure? You want some? Yeah. Wait for it. Sit. Shake. Speak. I would like some jerky, please.
Dennis: You send pictures of girls that have bodies like Oompa-Loompas and hippopotamuses!
Dennis Escalation Character Comedy Mac: A hundred? We got an order for a hundred dresses? Oh, my gosh! That's fantastic!
Mac Irony/Sarcasm Escalation Charlie: They're running this place like a concentration camp.
Mac: It was destroyed and the materials were distributed amongst the workers.
Mac Deadpan/Understatement Absurdist Eastern European Workers: We got a whole box of knockwurst up there. A big pot of it!
Dennis: You can do it, Dennis, because you're a winner. You haven't peaked. You haven't even begun to peak.
Dennis Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: Those dresses were made by voluntary laborers who work for us on their own free will to feed their starving families!
Mark · Dee: Oh, man! You were all jacked up, huh? I don't remember.
Mark Dee Cringe/Discomfort Callback Callback Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
