Part 1 of 2. Mac and Charlie fake their deaths to avoid the wrath of Mac's father who was released from prison and is out for vengeance.
WAR
54.1
Wins Above Replacement
“Mac and Charlie Die (1)” ranks #46 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 81.9 — Elite. The episode packs 49 scored jokes at 2.0 per minute, averaging 7.2 on craft and 7.1 on impact, with Charlie landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Charlie: Known the world over for his ability to replicate any man's stool, Cricket came back and committed fecal forgery.
Charlie Absurdist Escalation ★ Rewatch Charlie: A turd merger... fused together by fear and hatred... and hair.
Charlie Absurdist Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Charlie: I did not poop the bed!
Charlie Cringe/Discomfort Escalation ★ Rewatch Charlie: Frank, I will jam that poop right back up your ass where it came from.
Econ Student: No, I'm an Econ major. I just wanted to look at some poop.
All Jokes — 49 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Mac: Yeah, you're asking us to predict the future, Dee. How can I predict the future?
Charlie: Dee, you tried this shit 30 years ago when that show first came on the air.
Charlie Observational Character Comedy Charlie: I did not poop the bed!
Charlie Cringe/Discomfort Escalation ★ Rewatch Mac: Dee, when we said we can't predict the future, how could we possibly have seen something this awesome coming?
Mac Callback Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: Wait a minute, so this happened two nights in a row?
Dennis Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Charlie: So we threw the first piece of poop out 'cause big deal, whatever. Accidents happen, right?
Charlie Deadpan/Understatement Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dee: Hey, girlfriend! Oh, my God, you scared me! Did I? My bad.
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Waitress: Why did you jump out from behind a car? Were you stalking me?
Dee: That's the way girls are. We're catty. We backstab and talk about each other behind our backs and stalk.
Dee Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Dee: Frederick is your cat and he died three weeks ago.
Dee Dark/Subversive Cringe/Discomfort Mac: We want you to examine our poopie.
Mac Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Frank: You've been sleeping in a giant dress shirt. It probably just fell out the bottom of it.
Frank Visual Gag Character Comedy Scientist: You want me to examine a plastic container full of feces?
Scientist: You want me to examine a plastic container full of feces?
Mac: You just missed out on an extraordinary adventure, pal.
Mac Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Econ Student: You got turd? Yeah, we got a turd. I'll take a look at it.
Econ Student: Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper.
Econ Student · Charlie: This is wolf hair. Wolf air. Also inconclusive.
Charlie: There is so much wolf hair in our apartment right now, man.
Charlie Absurdist Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Dennis · Fake Scientist: Both of you are eating wolf? Have you tried it before?
Econ Student: No, I'm an Econ major. I just wanted to look at some poop.
Artemis: I'm gonna take off my bra, blast my nips.
Artemis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Waitress · Dee: Actually, make mine a water. Water? We're in a bar. Yeah, well, I have a drinking problem.
Waitress: Yeah, well, I have a drinking problem.
Waitress Deadpan/Understatement Dark/Subversive Artemis: Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.
Artemis Cringe/Discomfort Escalation ★ Rewatch Frank: Do we come to your house and tell you how to sleep?
Frank Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Frank: Dennis on his bed made for kings with his toilet made out of gold.
Frank Character Comedy Escalation Frank: Charlie, we sleep ass to ass, you know that.
Frank Cringe/Discomfort Visual Gag Dennis: It smells like some kind of spice blend or pesticide, or some other kind of sandy poison or something.
Dennis Character Comedy Escalation Waitress: I'll hold your boobs a little better.
Dee · Salesperson: How much? 700. 700?
Dee: Man, I am excited to bust my dogs out in these tonight.
Dee Character Comedy Visual Gag Charlie: Frank, I will jam that poop right back up your ass where it came from.
Mac: we should not be threatening each other with jamming feces into each other's assholes, okay?
Mac Reaction Beat Escalation Mac · Charlie: He was turtle-heading. Turtle-heading! No, there was no turtles anywhere.
Artemis: I'm gonna go get more wasted, and then I'm gonna bang some rim, dude.
Artemis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Artemis: You have a bad attitude when you're drinking, you huge-footed slut.
Artemis Character Comedy Escalation Callback Art Gallery Patron: It's almost as if you can smell it. Oh, God...
Dennis: Well... I think it's crap. Crap...
Dennis Wordplay/Pun Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Charlie: Four turds, five suspects, so many, many nameless victims.
Charlie Meta/Self-Referential Escalation ★ Rewatch Charlie: Tall order for such a short man.
Charlie Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Charlie: And like a small brown snail... it crept to the middle between Charlie and Frank.
Charlie Absurdist Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Charlie: The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore.
Charlie: Thunder of the... chocolate variety.
Charlie Wordplay/Pun Deadpan/Understatement Charlie: Known the world over for his ability to replicate any man's stool, Cricket came back and committed fecal forgery.
Charlie Absurdist Escalation ★ Rewatch Charlie: A turd merger... fused together by fear and hatred... and hair.
Charlie Absurdist Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Artemis: I did it. I did 'em all. I did all the poops. I even did one, while she was rappin us, right here.
Artemis Misdirection Escalation ★ Rewatch Artemis: Because poop is funny.
Artemis Meta/Self-Referential Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Charlie: I guess poop is very funny.
Charlie Meta/Self-Referential Deadpan/Understatement Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
