Traffic problems as a result of the President's visit to Philadelphia makes it difficult for the gang to see the summer's biggest film, "Thunder Gun Express".
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“Thunder Gun Express” ranks #18 of 177 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 85.8 — Elite. The episode packs 37 scored jokes at 1.5 per minute, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.3 on impact, with Frank landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Frank: I'd like to report a bomb threat.
Frank Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Dee: Looked like a button in a fur coat.
Dee Setup/Punchline Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Dennis: Sixteen?! No get... what are you... get... Whoa, shit. That's not good. Why do I still have this tape?
Dennis Dark/Subversive Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: That's what I told Dennis and Frank, and I was lying.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: Goddamn it, Frank. He Thundergunned all of us. He Thundergunned the shit out of us.
Dennis Running Gag Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback All Jokes — 37 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Dennis: Precisely, you bitch! I need to know precisely.
Dee: 28 minutes!
Dee: I'm sorry.
Dennis Dee Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Mac: I forgot about Obama!
Mac Absurdist Character Comedy Dee: Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong, and I'm very interested in seeing that.
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Charlie: It's all these goddamn immigrants come in to see Obama. And none of them have any insurance. That's why they drive so slow.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Dennis: Mac, that's because you always try and barge in so you can see the chicks naked. And then I have to start the process all over again.
Dennis Mac Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dennis: I'm forging a connection with these women that will yield for them the most awakening and unforgettable sexual experience of their lives.
Dennis Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Dennis: Thundergun's not a verb. Stop using it as a verb.
Dennis Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Frank: Well, I tell you one thing. I could walk faster than we're moving.
Frank Setup/Punchline Escalation Charlie: Thundergun leaves no man behind! We'll come back for you!
Dude, hangs dong.
Frank: I told them that! I told them! I don't want to miss that!
Frank Running Gag Character Comedy Callback Frank: A cab? Dee, don't be a fool! We'll never get a cab out here. Plus, we'll just sit in traffic like everybody else.
Frank Character Comedy Observational Frank Irony/Sarcasm Running Gag Callback Alison: What's with all the locks?
Dennis: I want you to feel safe.
Dennis: So your father took off when you were pretty young, huh? That must have been difficult.
Dennis Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Frank: Captain Tom turned out to be a goddamn junkie!
Frank: That's a big building. It's a brick building, red brick building. I don't know that the hell it is. It's a old building.
Frank Absurdist Character Comedy Frank: It's home to many weird fish-like creatures. And also the depository of all of the unsolved crimes and murders in Philadelphia.
Frank Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Charlie: Plus, I hung dong on the trolley. You guys missed that.
Charlie Running Gag Cringe/Discomfort Callback Dee: Looked like a button in a fur coat.
Dee Setup/Punchline Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Dee: It was more of a ding than a dong really, Mac.
Dee Wordplay/Pun Escalation Callback Charlie: He's scared he's going to be too fat to fit down that gutter. That is what it is.
Charlie Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Mac: It turns out I-I am... I am too muscular, and I-I can't fit through. So my-my-my muscles stop me from gaining access.
Mac Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Charlie: That's what I told Dennis and Frank, and I was lying.
Charlie Dark/Subversive Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: Sixteen?! No get... what are you... get... Whoa, shit. That's not good. Why do I still have this tape?
Dennis Dark/Subversive Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: If a wall of water comes through, it's actually pretty sweet to be naked 'cause then you can hold your clothes up. You know, and then that piss and shit just kind of flows over you. It's more refreshing than you think.
Charlie Absurdist Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Charlie: I'll come back for you.
Dee: Don't... don't you do that. Don't you... Charlie, get back here right now!
Dennis: I also invented Facebook with the Winklevoss twins.
Elena: Really?
Dennis: Yeah, yeah. Zuckerberg didn't do shit.
Elena: I seen it twice already. Oh, it's amazing.
Elena Character Comedy Absurdist Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. I was saying 'soul.' He thought I was saying 'boy's hole.'
Frank Running Gag Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Callback Frank: Frank's insane boat tour rambling about Charlie, waitress, crack, baby, troll song
Frank Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Frank: One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I go out and bang a lot of whores.
Frank Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Frank: One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I, uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores.
Frank Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Frank: No hesitation. No surrender. No surren... Oh, shit. I surrender.
Frank Irony/Sarcasm Physical/Slapstick Callback Dee: That's shit in my hair, that's why.
Dee Cringe/Discomfort Physical/Slapstick Callback Mac: Well, why don't you switch seats with us if it's bothering you so much. Just switch seats, you know what I mean?
Frank: I'd like to report a bomb threat.
Frank Dark/Subversive Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Dennis: Goddamn it, Frank. He Thundergunned all of us. He Thundergunned the shit out of us.
Dennis Running Gag Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
