Character Analysis
The Douche
Played by Nick Kroll
14 jokes across 4 episodes of Parks and Recreation
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14
6.1
5.9
Cringe/Discomfort
The Douche delivers 14 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 6.1 on craft and 5.9 on impact for a career WAR of 0.0. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest The Douche Lines
The Douche · Leslie Knope · Crazy Ira:No, no, no, no. She spent the whole night talking to her friend, arguing about their feelings. / That's me! / Who knows? She's probably a lesbian. / They were in the bathroom a long time.
Ben Wyatt · Crazy Ira · The Douche:The hosts force Ben to say 'Ice Town.' Long pause. 'Ice Town.'
The Douche:'If you're looking for douches, they're in Aisle Me.' — The Douche's pickup line for meeting Ann.
The Douche · Ann Perkins:The Douche, sitting right there, responds to Ann saying 'He's dumb, but he's fun' about him: 'Thank you.'
The Douche:Wait! Were you on the show where we had that stripper do math? Classic, right?
All Jokes — 16 total
Crazy Ira · The Douche:Crazy Ira and The Douche do a Neil Armstrong parody bit, mocking the 'one small step' quote with crude substitutions.
The Douche · Tom Haverford:The Douche introduces Tom as 'Tom Haverfart.'
Crazy Ira · The Douche:The Douche says 'You lost your virginity in a corn maze, didn't you, Douche?' — then Crazy Ira confirms 'That's right. To your mom.' Followed by 'Crazy Ira! Clean your room!' from The Douche.
Leslie Knope · The Douche · Tom Haverford:Leslie adds: 'There's also going to be hay rides,' and The Douche responds: '"Hey, ride me," is what Crazy Ira's mom said.' Tom: 'China Joe, you are a poet.'
Ben Wyatt · Crazy Ira · The Douche:The hosts force Ben to say 'Ice Town.' Long pause. 'Ice Town.'
The Douche:'Game over, man. Game over.' The Douche's assessment of Ben's interview.
The Douche:Wait! Were you on the show where we had that stripper do math? Classic, right?
The Douche:'If you're looking for douches, they're in Aisle Me.' — The Douche's pickup line for meeting Ann.
The Douche · Ann Perkins:The Douche, sitting right there, responds to Ann saying 'He's dumb, but he's fun' about him: 'Thank you.'
Ann Perkins · The Douche:Well, I don't know. He's dumb, but he's fun. / Thank you.
Ann Perkins · The Douche:Well, this hat is an idiot. / Classic.
The Douche · Crazy Ira:So I'm dancing on the floor with this super-hot chick. / Me so horny. / More like a dude, I bet. / Hello? / Did you wet your whistle? / I wish. / Me likey.
The Douche · Leslie Knope · Crazy Ira:No, no, no, no. She spent the whole night talking to her friend, arguing about their feelings. / That's me! / Who knows? She's probably a lesbian. / They were in the bathroom a long time.
The Douche · Crazy Ira · Leslie:Hey, Crazy Ira, have you seen my stick? / Where's your stick? / I don't know. / Lesbo Baggins, you know where my stick is? / You... / Oh! Found my stick. / Where did you find it? / Up Leslie Knope's butt!
The Douche · Ben:The Douche (a shock-jock DJ) enters and immediately says 'I'm gonna turn the mayoral office into my oral office.' / 'What?' / 'My oral office! Boom! Thought of it a second ago, had to pop back in. Had to?'
The Douche:The Douche makes his case: 'I went to Northwestern, I've worked on two political campaigns, and I spend all of my time communicating with the public.' Then immediately adds: 'And some gross things with those juicy city hall interns. Ga-ga-goink!'