
Character Analysis

Jake
Played by Steve Lund
14 jokes across 5 episodes of Schitt's Creek
0.9
14
6.5
6.1
Character Comedy
Jake delivers 14 scored jokes across 5 episodes of Schitt's Creek, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.1 on impact for a career WAR of 0.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jake Lines
Jake · David:It's just a casual hang, you know, we talked about it. / Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's totally fine, I'm just... I'm tasting metal, for some reason.
David · Jake:David sees Jake. Jake: 'David. Wow, it's been a while.' David: 'Pony.'
Jake · David:Moira: 'Hi, uh, I'm-I'm Jake.' / David: 'Oh, of course you are.'
Jake:Jake: 'We're gonna start the massage circle soon. Don't wanna miss it.'
David · Jake:Jake asks 'What is shame eating?' — David: 'I don't think we have enough time for that tonight.'
All Jokes — 32 total
Jake · David:David discovers the fishy ice cubes made from well water at the party.
David · Jake:Jake introduces himself: 'I'm Jake.' David: 'David. It's nice to meet you, handsome.'
David · Jake:Jake asks 'What is shame eating?' — David: 'I don't think we have enough time for that tonight.'
Stevie · Jake:Stevie/David competition over Jake — 'Do you drink red wine or white wine?' — Jake: 'I'm more of a beer guy.'
Stevie · Jake:Oh, you work retail as well? / No, no. The wood shop. I make furniture.
Jake · David:Jake: 'I'm a pretty open-minded guy. So why don't you stop by the shop sometime?'
Moira · David · Jake:Moira walks in on David with Jake — her horrified reaction beat as she processes the scene
Jake · David:Moira: 'Hi, uh, I'm-I'm Jake.' / David: 'Oh, of course you are.'
Johnny · Jake:Johnny Rose introduces himself cheerfully to Jake mid-crisis: 'Hello, uh, Johnny Rose. You are?'
Johnny · Jake:Johnny: 'I see uh, David's made you feel right at home.'
Moira · Jake:Moira to Jake: 'If you take half as much care of our son as you do your physique, David should be in very good hands.'
David · Alexis · Jake:David and Alexis both react to seeing Jake at Alexis's workplace — their overlapping 'oh hi' and confused body language
Jake · David · Alexis:Jake reveals he didn't know David and Alexis were related, and that he assumed they were both 'cool with it'
Jake · David:It's just a casual hang, you know, we talked about it. / Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's totally fine, I'm just... I'm tasting metal, for some reason.
Stevie · Jake:I should go. Don't wanna set a bad example for the rest of the motel staff. / I thought you were the only one that worked there. / Yeah, that's another good reason to go.
Stevie · Jake:I'm trying very hard not to repeat what happened last night. / Hmm, and here I am trying very hard to repeat what happened last night. / I meant you picking me up. And David and his family.
Jake · Stevie:I just think maybe it's time he and I have a chat. / Oh! No! That's not... I mean, that's not what I was implying! / No, no, not at all. This is a... this is a good idea.
Jake · David · Stevie:Sorry I'm late, guys. Oh, you both look amazing. Great. Muah! / Oh. Hi... / Hey. Muah! / Mhmm. / Sit, please.
David · Jake:No, I think there's been a mix-up here. I don't think I should be here for this. / Oh, no, no, I think it's very important that you're here for this.
Jake:I think we all need to be in this together... you've been with each other, and you've both been with me. Let's all be... with us.
Jake · David:Stevie, we talked about this. / You talked about this?!
David · Jake:You said you didn't want to make things complicated! / Yeah, that's why I invited you both here.
David · Jake · Stevie:maybe it's best we all just... take a step back from this. / Okay. / Yeah, maybe that's... that's the best thing to do.
Jake · David · Stevie:This one's for you, Muah! / And you. / Oh! I get one. / Mhmm, Muah!
Jake · Stevie:Jake arrives to pick up Stevie. 'Hey, pony! Are you ready to go?' Stevie: 'What are you doing? I said I would meet you outside!'
David · Jake:David sees Jake. Jake: 'David. Wow, it's been a while.' David: 'Pony.'
Jake · Patrick:Jake: 'And you are?' Patrick: 'Patrick.' Jake: 'Picking up Stevie.' Patrick: 'Yeah, we're gonna go, so...' Jake: 'So I'm not getting a name, then.'
Jake · David · Stevie:Jake: 'Unless you two wanna come?' David: 'Nope! I don't think so.' Jake: 'Come on.' Stevie: 'You do you.'
Jake · Patrick Brewer:Jake the delivery man tells Patrick 'that is a great sweater, by the way. It really brings out your lips.'
Jake:Jake: 'A lot of sweat went into this one.' (referring to his own sweater, or possibly David's)
Jake · Patrick Brewer:Jake's parting shot: 'And from the looks of it, so does David' (regarding good taste) — implying Patrick chose well
Jake:Jake: 'We're gonna start the massage circle soon. Don't wanna miss it.'