Wendy Kurtz

Wendy:Wendy the shop assistant: 'Missing Peter Pan? Well, because I see a couple of "Lost Boys."'

Wendy:Wendy: 'Is this for a funeral? Because we do offer bereavement discounts.' — about the somber pieces David and John have selected

Roland · Wendy:Roland, presented with new blouse options: 'Are they durable?' Wendy: 'Durability a given here at the Blouse Barn.'

Wendy:Wendy: 'Funnily enough, both have snaps.' — delivered with complete professionalism

Wendy · David:So... David! This is quite the resume. If I ever need a performance artist I know who to call. / Thank you.

Wendy · David:Skanky! / Excuse me? / You called my store skanky when you were here with the mayor.

David · Wendy:What I think I'd bring to the position is a worldly approach to merchandising, and sales tactics. / We're not over the skanky thing, are we? / No.

Wendy · David:I can't help but wonder, why you'd wanna work in a store you described as skanky! / I don't know if we need to keep saying the word. / Skanky!

David · Wendy:Which is why I feel like I can help. / You think I need your help?! / Well, I am answering an ad in the paper.

Wendy:It seems as though you have trouble filtering negative thoughts. So I don't know if I can trust you to represent the 'Blouse Barn.'

David · Wendy:Mm... / Well, congratulations. / Let me get the champagne. You guys are gonna love it, it's the same one we use to celebrate my mom's divorces.

David · Wendy:Okay, I'll just drop a little raisin in here to release the bubbles. / Blechhh! That's not necessary! / Okay!

David · Wendy:Congratulations! / A whole raisin.

Wendy:Wendy: 'I still can't believe we even sold one [poncho].'

Wendy:Wendy describes her financial situation: 'down to a Costco card and a zoo membership'

David · Wendy:Wendy reveals the Blouse Barn Australia situation — they'll pay $10,000 for the name. David: 'That there's another store called Blouse Barn? No.'

Wendy:Wendy's inadvertent admission: 'Apparently, I have been using the name without their permission.'

Wendy:David: 'And to think I almost called this place Blouse House.'

Wendy · Alexis:Wendy: 'Well, I do feel better having a lawyer in the room.' / Alexis: 'Oh my God, you're so cute. Um, I'm not a lawyer, but I'm glad that my fashion pony is working.'

David · Wendy:David slides a number across the table — we don't see the figure — and says 'Now, if you'll excuse us, we have another meeting to get to.' / Wendy: 'We're in our store.'

David · Wendy:Wendy presents a 'big check' to David. David: 'It's a big check!' — beat — 'Oh... Um, you don't mean one of those big lottery checks, right?'

Wendy:Wendy: 'I wouldn't go that far.' — in response to David saying 'thank you for trusting me'

Wendy:Wendy: 'If this isn't a full circle moment, then I'm not twice divorced.'

David · Stevie · Wendy:Wendy assuming Stevie is David's wife. David and Stevie react with simultaneous 'God, no' / 'No'

Wendy · David · Stevie:This must be your wife. — No. — God, no. — No, no.

Wendy:Wendy: 'You know what they say about love, it's like target practice, if you just keep shooting at it...' [trails off]

Wendy · David:Wendy to David at the flea market: 'You know, when Antonio came to me with this idea, I wasn't sure there was a market for another general store. Everyone is doing them now.' David: 'Yeah, I was one of the first, but I get it.'

David · Wendy:David: 'I don't wanna be the one to have to tell you this, but it's about your fiancé.' Wendy: 'You know Brad?' David: 'Who's Brad?' Wendy: 'My fiancé.' David: '...I thought you and Antonio were—' Wendy: 'Oh David... we're business partners.'

Stevie · Wendy:Wendy: 'Antonio said it was locally sourced.' Stevie: 'Sure. If you consider the dollar store local. These sell for 99 cents.'

Wendy · David:Wendy: 'In my weaker moments, I've been tempted to cheat on poor, sweet Brad.' David: 'With Antonio?' Wendy: 'Well, obviously you picked up on the intense heat between us if you thought we were a couple.'

Wendy:Wendy explaining Brad and Antonio's living situation: 'He and Antonio are roommates. They share this tiny one-bedroom together. And it is so crowded in there, they had to put the mirror on the ceiling.'

Wendy · David:Wendy: 'You wanna get high?' David: 'No, but thank you.'