Character Analysis
Carol
Played by Lisa Mende
7 jokes across 4 episodes of Seinfeld
2.3
7
7.3
7.4
Cringe/Discomfort
Carol delivers 7 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.4 on impact for a career WAR of 2.3. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Carol Lines
Carol:After I talked to you, my neighbour called, played my messages to me. Yours were hilarious. We were both cracking up. I just love jokes like that.
Carol · George:Would you like to come upstairs for coffee? No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.
Jerry · George · Carol · Larry:Housewarming party: Jerry and George arrive to find Carol and Larry thriving — barbecuing, losing weight, masseuse next door.
George · Carol:You know, it's the damnedest thing. — It went away. — Well, that's weird. — No, no, that can happen. I've read about that in medical journals.
Carol:That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
All Jokes — 16 total
Jerry · George · Carol · Larry:Housewarming party: Jerry and George arrive to find Carol and Larry thriving — barbecuing, losing weight, masseuse next door.
Carol:Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.
Carol · George:Would you like to come upstairs for coffee? No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.
George · Carol:Awkward beat — 'So... Okay. Good night. Yeah. Take it easy.'
George · Carol:I couldn't wait. I was too anxious to see you. — That's so sweet.
George · Carol:You know, it's the damnedest thing. — It went away. — Well, that's weird. — No, no, that can happen. I've read about that in medical journals.
Carol:Now I know who you are. You're a comedian. I've seen you. It's been driving me crazy.
Carol:That's what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
George · Carol:Carol, that's so rude. — Please, I'm serious. — Okay. Just for a moment, if you wouldn't mind. And then we'll talk to Jerry.
George · Carol:Don't you find that strange? — Yes.
Carol:No. Nothing here. Let's go.
Carol:After I talked to you, my neighbour called, played my messages to me. Yours were hilarious. We were both cracking up. I just love jokes like that.
Jerry · Carol:Carol pressures Jerry about why it took him so long to see the baby: 'I kept saying to Michael, when is Jerry going to see the baby?' / Jerry: 'I was saying the same thing.'
Carol · Elaine:Isn't he gorgeous? / Oh, he's... Eww...
Carol · Jerry:Is he gorgeous? / Uh, gorgeous, yes. So very gorgeous.
Carol · Jerry · Elaine:Carol asks 'Isn't he gorgeous?' — Jerry and Elaine visibly strain to agree.