Uncle Leo

So now the Parks commissioner is recommending Jeffrey for a citation. Right, for the reducing of the pond scum? No, no, no. For the walking tours.

But you wanna know something? Whenever he has a problem with a high-powered big shot... ...from the Parks Department... ...you know who he calls? Mickey Mantle?

Your cousin Jeffrey is switching parks. They're transferring him to Riverside... ...so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand? Yeah. He'll do in Riverside now what he did in Central Park. More money.

Oh, the apartment. Jeffrey's taking the apartment. Oh, Jeffrey. You know Jeffrey.

What's with the sunglasses? Who are you, Van Johnson?

I found it in the garbage can. It kept terrible time. I brought it over to Jimmy Sherman right here on 85th and Columbus. Gave it to me back the next day, works great. What kind of an idiot throws away a perfectly good watch?

Here. If anybody asks you where you got it, you don't know. No, that's okay, I really don't need... What are you talking about? It's not necessary. Would you please take the...? I can't take it. I want you to have it. Jerry, take the money! I don't want it!

I told them medium rare. It's medium. I bet that cook is an anti-Semite.

They don't just overcook a hamburger, Jerry.

But she's an anti-Semite. Can you blame her?

He wants it. He's just trying to be funny.

You're not my nurse. He has good days and bad.