Character Analysis
Mrs. Ross
Played by Grace Zabriskie
5 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
1.7
5
7.5
7.6
Irony/Sarcasm
Mrs. Ross delivers 5 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.5 on craft and 7.6 on impact for a career WAR of 1.7. Their comedy leans toward irony/sarcasm. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Mrs. Ross Lines
Jerry · George · Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross:The rye bread rises past the Rosses' window on a fishing line, labeled 'Schnitzer's' — visible to all.
Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross · Kramer:The horse farts in the hansom cab, forcing the Rosses to flee: 'What is that?' / 'I think it's the horse.' / 'Oh, my God.' / 'This is really intolerable.'
George · Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross:And that leads into the master bedroom. / Tell us more. / Wanna hear more? / The master bedroom opens into the solarium. / Another solarium? / Yes, two solariums.
Mrs. Ross · Mr. Ross:The Rosses try to remember Jerry's Star Trek quote: 'Something about a way, wasn't it? And a light and a--' / 'Who the hell knows.'
George · Frank · Mrs. Ross:'This is delicious, Mrs. Ross.' / 'Why are you complimenting her? She didn't make it. Rowena did.'
All Jokes — 9 total
George · Frank · Mrs. Ross:'This is delicious, Mrs. Ross.' / 'Why are you complimenting her? She didn't make it. Rowena did.'
Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross · Kramer:The horse farts in the hansom cab, forcing the Rosses to flee: 'What is that?' / 'I think it's the horse.' / 'Oh, my God.' / 'This is really intolerable.'
Mrs. Ross:Mrs. Ross demands: 'Get me out of this thing! Turn this thing around. We've had it. We can't breathe back here. And hurry it up.'
Jerry · George · Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross:The rye bread rises past the Rosses' window on a fishing line, labeled 'Schnitzer's' — visible to all.
Mrs. Ross · Mr. Ross:The Rosses try to remember Jerry's Star Trek quote: 'Something about a way, wasn't it? And a light and a--' / 'Who the hell knows.'
George · Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross:Long time no speak. / We're all out of lime juice. / I told that woman to buy more.
Mrs. Ross · Mr. Ross · Elaine:Oh, you're George's friend. / We saw him in the city this weekend. / What happened to his place in the Hamptons? / The Hamptons? George Costanza?
George · Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross:So here I am. Ready to take you to the Hamptons. / Sounds grand. / Do you have your bathing suits? / It's March.
George · Mr. Ross · Mrs. Ross:And that leads into the master bedroom. / Tell us more. / Wanna hear more? / The master bedroom opens into the solarium. / Another solarium? / Yes, two solariums.