Character Analysis
Steve
Played by Carl LaBove
11 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
3.5
11
7.1
7.2
Escalation
Steve delivers 11 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.2 on impact for a career WAR of 3.5. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Steve Lines
That's why people take showers when they come home from the beach. It's an objectionable, offensive odour.
That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Whoa, wait a minute. You... Did you hear what I just said? You think people are gonna pay $80 a bottle to smell like dead fish and seaweed?
So I'm chasing these doves down the street... and she's screaming at the top of her lungs... and then when the magician comes back from Europe... two of them turn brown! They turned brown! Brown! Brown!
I figured I'd give you a break... see what it's like to hang out with someone in show business.
Even if I were dragged through manure, I still wouldn't put that stuff on. This man is a genius! A genius!
All Jokes — 11 total
Mr. Pocatillo! Who? You don't recognize my voice?
See, this is the kind of lasting impression I make on people.
I figured I'd give you a break... see what it's like to hang out with someone in show business.
Don't be so enthusiastic. I'm not gonna steal anything. No, of course not.
So I'm chasing these doves down the street... and she's screaming at the top of her lungs... and then when the magician comes back from Europe... two of them turn brown! They turned brown! Brown! Brown!
Maybe we should call one of those escort services. Yeah. I saw one of them advertised before on the cable station. 555-LOVE.
A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Whoa, wait a minute. You... Did you hear what I just said? You think people are gonna pay $80 a bottle to smell like dead fish and seaweed?
That's why people take showers when they come home from the beach. It's an objectionable, offensive odour.
Hey, I got somebody to make up that cologne for me, bigmouth. Somebody's going to make that crap?
Even if I were dragged through manure, I still wouldn't put that stuff on. This man is a genius! A genius!