Just Infatuation

Geoffrey:How are you doodly-do doing?

Geoffrey:I have never been more humiliated in my life.

Will:Yo, that's just them. I'm definitely laughing at you.

Geoffrey · Will:Right there.

Ashley:You know, I really stopped counting at 10.

Ashley:A boy!

Carlton:Some would beg to differ.

Will:You're telling me. He likes all the same stuff I like.

Carlton:How about, 'Hold the anchovies'?

Carlton:Yeah. It was Tootie in The Facts of Life.

Will:How about, 'Hello, Tootie, I'm Fruity'?

Hilary:Two seats.

Will:Will's condescending explanation to Hilary about getting Little T to the party

Will:Something beginning to gel here?

Will:Yeah? Well, if he's not here 15 minutes ago, that's his butt.

Geoffrey:We are going to play a new game. It's called Clean Up After Your Spoiled Little Selves.

Party kids:Yeah, like that'll be happening. Yeah, man, who invited the old guy?

Will:My brother, you want to take this outside?

Ashley:I wish I was never born.

Lee Cohen:Listen, sorry I'm late, but I was just at Goldie's house... and Goldie and Chevy and Mel were there.

Little T:You made a pretty good thud when you hit the ground.

Ashley:Did I really? God, I can't even faint right.

Ashley:Come to think of it... most of my embarrassing moments involve me hitting the floor.

Hilary:Yeah, but still, do I look okay?

Ashley:You know, sigh like that. You make me feel like Benji.

Hilary:No, Mom. Let's do it again. I wasn't happy with what I did.

Will:The kid is not only aggressive, but inaccurate... and that's a dangerous combination.

Vivian:Considering you still have the mind of a 13-year-old boy.

Carlton:When I was 13, I harbored some pretty impure thoughts about Tootie.

Lee Cohen:When they came to me, they were just Duran. I added the second Duran, and bang-o!

Lee Cohen:When he's on tour, he's gotta beat the chicks away with a stick. Wish I had a piece of that action.

Will · Philip:Follow them. - Out.

Lee Cohen:So they changed the title, and bang-o!

Carlton:That's the same arm I used when I was 13.

Will:Uncle Phil got hungry, so he sent us to pick up a dozen pizzas.

Will:It's doing a weird kind of bird's nest thing. You might wanna get a hairbrush and fix it.

Little T:That's my mom.

Little T:Did you believe my agent? Man, he lies about everything.

Little T:He told me I could have a career in singing.

Will:I knew that. I just brought Carlton down 'cause I had to prove it to him.

Ashley:Carlton, I looked at my hair and it was fine. If you two don't mind, I'd like to continue with my date alone.

Philip:I'd like a written copy of that report.

Philip:I'm never gonna like anybody you bring home.

Will:'cause when you're 21, you can appreciate these things more.

Ashley:I know you're busy. That's why I made it for then.

Carlton:I'd like to hit her in the head with Roget's Thesaurus

Carlton:Carlton's terrible rhyme: 'I'd like to hit her in the head with Roget's Thesaurus'

Carlton:Get a load of me and my rapping cousin