Will and Carlton lose their shirts investing on a tip - then take jobs as strippers to recoup their losses and get Vivian's bracelet out of hock.
WAR
44
Wins Above Replacement
“Strip Tease For Two” ranks #59 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 77.6 — Great. The episode packs 59 scored jokes at 3.7 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Hilary: Will... shake something, damn it!
Hilary Setup/Punchline Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Agnes: The one-armed chick that works the corner of Hollywood and Vine?
Agnes Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Maître d': Sir Graham Higgins, doing a medley of operatic favorites.
Maître d' Misdirection Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Philip: Federal offense. Go on.
Philip Deadpan/Understatement Escalation ★ Rewatch Carlton: No Harvard. Dead end. 'Paper or plastic?'
Carlton Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 59 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Carlton · Will: Will, give me all your money. / I'm sorry, Carlton. I don't feel like playing 7-Eleven.
Will: $50? I could take 25 women out to dinner.
Will Observational Character Comedy Carlton: And I know you can hear me with ears that big.
Carlton Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Will: So is that French nanny you're dating. Enough said.
Will Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Carlton: Will, take my hand... come out of the ghetto... and take a stroll down Wall Street.
Carlton Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Carlton: Now, when you take a girl out to dinner, they can get something to eat, too.
Carlton Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Callback Will: So then they'll owe me something! I'm with you!
Will Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Carlton: God, how I love life on the edge.
Carlton Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Carlton · Aunt Viv: Those almost look like real diamonds. / They are, so be careful.
Carlton: My, that's a lovely tattoo. You know, the knife dripping blood really sets off your eyes.
Carlton Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Agnes: The one-armed chick that works the corner of Hollywood and Vine?
Agnes Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Agnes: She a class act. Okay, $300.
Agnes Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Geoffrey Setup/Punchline Misdirection ★ Rewatch Geoffrey: Bunt, you pasty-faced sod!
Geoffrey Character Comedy Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Hilary: Mom, have I told you that every year you grow even more youthful? You're going to be well into your 40s before you need plastic surgery.
Hilary Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Philip: Men with money can drive her away in their cars.
Hilary: You never got me a pony.
Hilary Absurdist Character Comedy Geoffrey: What the hell's your problem? You got bricks in your butt, you clown?
Geoffrey Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Will: I'm gonna go out and get my very own team. It's between the Raiderettes and the Laker Girls.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Carlton · Will: You can't buy love, Will. / Man, what you talking about? I don't want love. I just want them to follow me around saying, 'Go, Will. Get busy. Put your thing down.'
Carlton: How can I put this in terms he'll understand? More money.
Carlton Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: See, I'm gonna go out and get me a Burger King, right? And then I'm gonna hire some topless counter girls... and then I'm gonna really have it my way.
Will Setup/Punchline Wordplay/Pun Will · Carlton: Carlton? / Yes, Will? / That ain't a good thing, is it? / No, Will. / We're in trouble, ain't we? / Yes, Will.
Carlton: No Harvard. Dead end. 'Paper or plastic?'
Carlton Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Carlton: $24, $25. Gosh. Who'd have thought they'd pay you so little for selling your blood?
Carlton Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Carlton: You only have to give blood 50 more times to get Mom's bracelet back.
Will: But I see three of you, and I don't know which one to hit.
Carlton: What are you qualified to do besides flirt with women... and dance to loud, primitive music?
Carlton Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: Male strippers wanted. Bingo.
Will Setup/Punchline Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Callback Carlton: Shake that groove thing.
Will: Does David Duke shop white sales?
Will Setup/Punchline Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Will: Dancing around in some cheap club... while women put dollars down my underpants. I love this country.
Will Setup/Punchline Irony/Sarcasm ★ Rewatch Geoffrey: They're not, thieving wankers.
Geoffrey Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Callback Mrs. DeWynter: She's going to make some man a wonderful wife one day. Soon, I hope.
Vivian: That's what Drew Barrymore said.
Vivian Setup/Punchline Observational Geoffrey: No, Master William's not home, thank God.
Geoffrey: And they also requested that you bring a spare... G-string.
Carlton: Gingham Turtle restaurant. Sounds pretty sleazy.
Carlton Irony/Sarcasm Misdirection ★ Rewatch Will: Check out the lowlife.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Will: Between King Thong and Rambro.
Will Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Maître d': Sir Graham Higgins, doing a medley of operatic favorites.
Maître d' Misdirection Setup/Punchline ★ Rewatch Hilary: Will... shake something, damn it!
Hilary Setup/Punchline Cringe/Discomfort ★ Rewatch Various crowd: Take it off! / Put it on!
Crowd: Take it off! Put it on!
Crowd Escalation Absurdist Callback Vivian · Carlton: Carlton Banks, you put your clothes on this minute! / Mommy.
Carlton: I just wanna say it's all his fault.
Carlton Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Philip: Federal offense. Go on.
Philip Deadpan/Understatement Escalation ★ Rewatch Philip: Grand larceny. Impressive.
Philip Deadpan/Understatement Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Will: I don't know. Reward us for our honesty?
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: Hey, it worked for the Beave.
Will Setup/Punchline Observational Philip: The Beave! Do I look like a white guy named Ward?
Philip Setup/Punchline Observational ★ Rewatch Callback Philip: The Beave! Do I look like a white guy named Ward?
Philip Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Will · Agnes: I thought we had an understanding, you know? I mean, we speak the same language and all. What's going on? / Babe, we ain't nothing going on but the rent.
Will Agnes Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Hey, look, Agnes, slimmie, now, what's up? How you gonna play me?
Agnes: Babe, we ain't nothing going on but the rent.
Agnes Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Agnes: I hope it doesn't interfere with our relationship, Sweet 'N Low.
Agnes Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Agnes Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Callback Will · Philip: Hey, it worked for the Beave. / Worked for the Beave! Do I look like a white guy named Ward?
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