Ashley cringes when the family oohs and aahs over her relationship with Kevin , but Will chokes when she asks him about sex - and her curiosity about reproduction sends Will to a pregnancy counseling center.
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54.4
Wins Above Replacement
“Be My Baby Tonight” ranks #34 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 79.8 — Elite. The episode packs 73 scored jokes at 4.2 per minute, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.6 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Carlton: Dora can tie a sIipknot with her tongue.
Will · Ashley: You don't want to be that kind of girI. You mean the kind you Iike?
Will: He won't Iet us watch Snow White 'cause she Iives with seven dwarfs.
Will Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: So, the United States says: 'You know, I'm thinking of Iaying a pipeIine. Are you interested?'
Will: Yeah. You see, AIaska was up there aII coId and IoneIy... and aIong comes the United States... aII warm and fuII of buIging mountain ranges.
All Jokes — 73 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: WeII, G, on a scaIe of one to ten, I'd say I'm about a 53.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: And that's fuIIy cIothed.
Will Escalation Character Comedy Will: I'm not going on a date, I'm going on a phone caII.
Will Wordplay/Pun Misdirection Will: That's what I caII safe sex.
Will Observational Wordplay/Pun Will: Yeah, this your suntanned Superman.
Will Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Will: Hey, what do you say the three of us get together this weekend? You, me and your red tube top.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: HeIp me with my geography report on AIaska?
Will Misdirection Setup/Punchline Will: Yeah. You see, AIaska was up there aII coId and IoneIy... and aIong comes the United States... aII warm and fuII of buIging mountain ranges.
Will: So, the United States says: 'You know, I'm thinking of Iaying a pipeIine. Are you interested?'
Ashley: Except when he wears his shower cap and runs through the sprinkIers.
Ashley Visual Gag Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Check it out. EImer Fudd. And he got IittIe ChicIet teeth.
Will Observational Character Comedy Geoffrey: It's good to know those four years at Oxford didn't go to waste.
Geoffrey Irony/Sarcasm Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Will: What? You Iook cute.
Will Reaction Beat Character Comedy Will: Yeah. Check it out. LittIe bIuebirds fIying around their heads.
Hillary: Oh, come on, CarIton. You're not a Bush man. You're more Iike a Pygmy.
Hillary Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Hillary: Are you joining the RepubIican Party? No, I'm going to it.
Hillary: Oh, darn. Now ArnoId's gonna have to return his.
Carlton · Will: It's HiIary's new bathing suit. When fish ride bicycIes.
Carlton: When fish ride bicycles.
Carlton Deadpan/Understatement Absurdist Ashley · Kevin: I mean, if you want to. Sure. I mean, if you want to. Sure. So.... Later.
Ashley · Kevin: What did you get? TweIve. Aren't we doing math? I thought we were doing history.
Ashley · Kevin: Is your heart beating fast, too? Yeah. And I kind of feeI Iike you do after the Teacup Ride.
Kevin · Ashley: Can I bIow in your ear? Why? I don't know. I heard WiII say it.
Ashley · Kevin: What's it doing? I think it's giving me an earache. It wasn't doing much for me, either.
Ashley Kevin Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Callback Ashley: I don't want to be cute tonight, HiIary. I've aIways been cute. I'm up to here with cute.
Ashley Character Comedy Escalation Hillary: It's a bad hair day, isn't it?
Hillary Misdirection Character Comedy Hillary: PIease. I don't remember the guy I went out with Iast week.
Hillary Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Hillary: I feeI a IittIe chat coming on. See you.
Hillary Character Comedy Reaction Beat Ashley: Mom! Do we have to talk about my body?
Ashley Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Philip: They're aII dogs, got it? Have a good time, sweetheart.
Philip Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Phil: They're all dogs, got it? Have a good time, sweetheart.
Phil Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Will: Had it been CarIton, you couId've put his eye out.
Will Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick Will: I know how you feeI. My mom stiII asks me if I went boom-boom.
Will Character Comedy Observational Will: Yeah, this has been an exceptionaI week.
Will Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Will · Ashley: Oh, no. I mean, on the Iips. So do I.
Will: You know, Iike, over a cup of GeneraI Foods InternationaI Coffee?
Will Observational Meta/Self-Referential Ashley: WiII, grow up. I'm oId enough to marry Jerry Lee Lewis.
Ashley Dark/Subversive Observational ★ Rewatch Will · Ashley: You don't want to be that kind of girI. You mean the kind you Iike?
Will: What is this? The Spanish Inquisition?
Will Observational Reaction Beat Will: It's 'cause there's nothing to remember.
Will Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Will: I just want to make sure there haven't been any new deveIopments, you know... in the Iast day or so.
Will Absurdist Character Comedy Will: WiII you stop taIking dirty?
Will Misdirection Character Comedy Kevin · Will: Hi, WiII. Is AshIey ready? No, man. She's onIy 13!
Will: Come on, Iet's go into the famiIy room for some nice famiIy fun.
Will Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort TV Host: Where's the most unusual place you've ever made whoopee?
Radio: l wanna sex you up [music]
Will Deadpan/Understatement Escalation Carlton: Dora can tie a sIipknot with her tongue.
Will: Is there no end to you peopIe's preoccupation with sex?
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Carlton: Somebody's girIfriend got grounded again?
Carlton Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Hillary: WeII, pardon me for being attractive.
Hillary Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Hillary: I know. We'II rent Pretty Woman.
Hillary Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Carlton: I'm just here to check the pIace for asbestos.
Carlton Character Comedy Misdirection Will: You think anybody's gonna beIieve I have questions about sex?
Will Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Will Character Comedy Callback Callback Will: By turning into an oId ugIy man.
Will Character Comedy Reaction Beat Carlton: Must you be so raw?
Carlton Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Will: Hey, that's my sister you're taIking about.
Will Character Comedy Reaction Beat Carlton: They certainIy don't go to our schooI.
Carlton Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Will: He won't Iet us watch Snow White 'cause she Iives with seven dwarfs.
Will Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: I practice abstinence. But I think I've got that down and I'm ready to move on.
Will Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Will: Hey, check it out. BIack foIks pIaying tennis.
Will Observational Character Comedy Will: I wonder if there's a white guy somewhere tap-dancing.
Will Observational Escalation Callback Will: I'm gonna go out on a Iimb and make that unanimous.
Will Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Philip: Oh, God, teII me it's Geoffrey.
Philip Character Comedy Absurdist Will: Now, just remember that sex is as naturaI as breathing. And I'm gonna hoId my breath tiII I'm married.
Will Setup/Punchline Irony/Sarcasm Carlton: And I'm gonna hold my breath till I'm married.
Carlton Character Comedy Callback ★ Rewatch Callback Philip: She Iooked Iike a beautifuI, IittIe, bIack Winston ChurchiII.
Philip Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Philip: You pack your bags, we are moving to GreenIand.
Philip Character Comedy Escalation Philip · Ashley: I can't do it. Can't do what, Daddy?
Philip: I thought you took band.
Philip Character Comedy Misdirection Ashley: Kevin asked his mom a question and she fainted.
Ashley Observational Character Comedy Carlton: Dora can tie a.... SIipknot. SIipknot. Dora can fit a whoIe orange in her mouth.
Carlton Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
