Will hits it off with the full-figured Dee Dee, but her size keeps him from asking her to the dance.
WAR
34.3
Wins Above Replacement
“She Aint Heavy” ranks #46 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 78.6 — Elite. The episode packs 47 scored jokes at 2.2 per minute, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.8 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Carlton: I did, but she had to wash her hair.
Carlton Setup/Punchline Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dee Dee: with big ears and weird clothes. I mean, not just you, anybody.
Will: that I wore that earring to school today.
Will Setup/Punchline Escalation ★ Rewatch Geoffrey: I would prefer an assassin's bullet to this kind of living hell.
Geoffrey Deadpan/Understatement Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Carlton: I wonder if you could hang yourself with a cummerbund.
Carlton Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 47 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: Gee, I hope there ain't nobody down there getting busy.
Will: Look, man, y'all are married. Where y'all put your earrings is your business.
Will: In theory, that probably means that you can't run, either. Right?
Will Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Will: that I wore that earring to school today.
Will Setup/Punchline Escalation ★ Rewatch Philip Reaction Beat Physical/Slapstick Will: It is definitely peach season, man.
Will Visual Gag Observational Geoffrey: I would prefer an assassin's bullet to this kind of living hell.
Geoffrey Deadpan/Understatement Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Will: Yo, I think G's drawers must be bunching again.
Will Observational Character Comedy Carlton: I did, but she had to wash her hair.
Carlton Setup/Punchline Absurdist ★ Rewatch Dee Dee: I know they don't walk in LA, but I at least hoped they talked.
Dee Dee Observational Character Comedy Dee Dee: Can you do that and walk at the same time?
Dee Dee Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Dee Dee: with big ears and weird clothes. I mean, not just you, anybody.
Dee Dee: I'll be the one in the seat next to you... shouting my phone number to Magic Johnson.
Dee Dee Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Carlton: I hope Magic ate his Wheaties.
Carlton Callback Deadpan/Understatement Callback Vivian: Why does this seem so familiar?
Will: You're clowning me, right, Uncle Phil?
Will Reaction Beat Character Comedy Will: I haven't heard of nothing that disgusting... since Clarence Thomas found that hair on his cola.
Will Observational Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Will: Here you have a movie set in Africa... there's only one brother in the whole thing, and he's from Detroit.
Will Observational ★ Rewatch Philip · Will: Shut your mouth. I'm talking about Shaft. Then we can dig it.
Geoffrey: Yes. I'm about to laugh myself into a seizure.
Geoffrey Deadpan/Understatement Irony/Sarcasm Will: Just put it on and say, 'Boss, da plane, da plane.'
Carlton: Why don't I just go pitch a tent under a freeway... and eat cold beans with a stick?
Will: I got as far as, 'Yo, yo, baby. Yo, baby, yo.'
Dee Dee: and I know she ain't got your baby.
Dee Dee Setup/Punchline Observational Will: How about that big old zit on your nose?
Will: But I'm worried about her cholesterol level.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Dee Dee: Hell, I'm going to the bathroom.
Dee Dee Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Cornflake: Of course, that one would be hard to lose.
Ty: I can't figure out how a brother goes from T-bone to rump roast.
Ty Cringe/Discomfort Wordplay/Pun Will: And I ain't afraid to do it, neither.
Geoffrey: I'll put some chili in his pocket.
Geoffrey Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement Will: Wow, have you sold the movie rights yet?
Will Irony/Sarcasm Deadpan/Understatement Will: No, you got a sort of a Lou Rawls thing going there, man.
Will: Well, it ain't like we brothers or nothing. Beat it, C.
Will Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Carlton: I wonder if you could hang yourself with a cummerbund.
Carlton Dark/Subversive Deadpan/Understatement ★ Rewatch Philip: I can walk! It's a miracle.
Will: Yeah, like jamming a fork in your hand... you know, just to make sure you're still alive.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Dark/Subversive Will: Cornflake, come on, come with me, man. You push her in. I'll flush.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Will: Where'd you find him at? Rent-a-sucker?
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will Callback Character Comedy Dee Dee · Will: If I can button it, and it's clean, I'll pretty much wear anything. / My kind of honey.
Dee Dee Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Will · Dee Dee: This clever device is probably... I can't believe we didn't get in on that abdominizer.
Will: I'm trying to hear the musical toilet seat.
Carlton: Other than that, man, I mean, I like her.
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