The Big Four Oh

Will:"We beat them, we dissed them, we kicked they butt good. But that was kind of stupid, y'all, we in they neighborhood! Run!"

Philip:"Now you look just like Yul Brynner in The King and I."

Vivian:"7:09, if you count my feet."

Philip:ZIP code?

Will · Carlton:"That spider been getting on my nerves all day, man. Check this out! I dotted the 'I' on Armani!"

Carlton · Ashley:"You'll have to wear an indecently short skirt... make a spectacle of yourself in front of your whole school... and ride on a bus with a bunch of sweaty teenage boys. Gosh, I hope I get it."

Will:"That was, kind of... dignified, Ash."

Hilary:Ta-da! No, wait. That's for me. Oops! For me again. Here it is.

Hilary · Geoffrey:"What's wrong with you, girl? I gave you two weeks salary and you got a pot holder?"

Vivian:I don't think short skirts are appropriate for me anymore.

Carlton · Will:"Carlton, that is her mother. What happened to the rest of her chins? Yo, they look good down there."

Vivian:"The night is young, baby, and so am I."

Will:"Yo, we're here to display / A look at a woman who is forty today / She's smart and well-dressed, so just to give thanks / This is your life, Vivian Banks!"

Will:"Remember 1951? Remember Chuck Berry? Remember Hula-Hoops? Me neither!"

Will:"Eat your heart out, LaToya."

Will:outstanding wife and mother, and a tribute to middle age.

Will:"'Cause 40 ain't old... if you're a giant sequoia!"

Will:"After all, life begins at 40. Oops, did I say 'life'? I meant gum disease."

Will:"Really, 40 is just the beginning. The beginning of the end!"

Hilary:"The second time I had to pretend I was my own twin."

Carlton:"Any professor would be proud to carry this... whether she's wearing a dress or a G-string. 'Course, with that second outfit, attendance would shoot up. Among other things."

Will:"Good call, Uncle Phil."

Philip:"You're gonna vacuum in that?"

Will:"Y'all remember that movie, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?"

Vivian:"Actually, the last thing I was in was the supermarket."

Will:"I'm a pretty cultured brother. Wow, just like that, huh?"

Vivian:"It was like heaven. Except the angels was doing splits. It was hell on earth."

Will:"And you shouldn't have to. Hand over the keys to your Benz."

Will:And you shouIdn't have to. Hand over the keys to your Benz.

Will:"You know, Uncle Phil... most husbands wouldn't want their wives running off half naked to a bunch of bulging, masculine dancers that's gonna be grabbing them and lifting them... in places their husbands forgot existed."

Vivian · Dancer:"Well, actually, I've been taking private instruction with Natalia Broshkova. -The dancer? -No, the obstetrician."

Will:"When's the cast party? I wanna sit next to that honey that was doing the splits."

Will:When's the cast party? I wanna sit next to that honey that was doing the spIits.

Vivian:"Häagen-Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond."

Philip:"I see every great thing a man could possibly want in a woman. Eyes so dark and deep a man could get lost in them. Skin the color of mahogany... soft as satin. A body fit for a goddess."

Vivian:"I thought it was for those little cheese things Geoffrey makes."

Will:"Hey, hey, hey! Say hello to Miss Pompom!"

Will · Ashley:"Your school is whack! Your school is whack! Wherever y'all came from, just take your butts back!"

Carlton:"Now, I do know my line. You know, it just slipped my memory for a second. But I know it! Yeah, yeah.... I know what it is! I know what it is!"