Bird is the word when Carlton, ULA's peacock mascot, is kidnapped by a rival school before the big game.
WAR
30.8
Wins Above Replacement
“I Know Why The Caged Bird Screams” ranks #114 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 72.9 — Solid. The episode packs 45 scored jokes at 2.2 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.5 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Carlton: What, powerful hind legs with a colorful tail?
Carlton Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Philip · Security Guard: God, where was this? / 'Mortal Kombat' by Sega.
Will: Let's be honest, we don't even know if half you all are gonna graduate.
Will Dark/Subversive Escalation Philip: My God! Somebody stole my Mercedes.
Philip Callback Irony/Sarcasm Callback Will: I mean, he could have been dipped in 11 herbs and spices.
Will Observational Wordplay/Pun All Jokes — 45 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: See, now that's exactly why people be pushing you down the steps.
Will Character Comedy Observational Will · Carlton: Like you care. / You see, now that's where you're wrong, my little pet peeve.
Will: Oh, yes, sir, he came out to bet $500 on the game.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Carlton · Will: Who would do such a thing? / Guess we can rule out Notre Dame.
Will: So, what's it gonna be, regular or grape-flavored Gatorade?
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Carlton · Will: None of those guys will leave the locker room...before they rub me for luck. / Sure they not just rubbing you for fun, baby?
Jazz: It pays to have friends at the urology lab.
Jazz Absurdist Wordplay/Pun Jazz: Now, why would I steal something I can't sell?
Jazz Character Comedy Observational Will: Well, the Jazz I know didn't need a reason to do something stupid.
Will Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Hilary: Daddy, there's a man under my bed and I didn't tell him to hide there.
Hilary: How are they going to fence all that crushed velvet?
Hilary Character Comedy Observational Vivian · Carlton: Won't we be in the way? / Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go check my head for molt.
Philip · Security Guard: God, where was this? / 'Mortal Kombat' by Sega.
Will: So I put on this real sincere face...before I knew it I had this cop convinced I was Sidney Poitier's son.
Will Character Comedy Observational Will · Carlton: Who? / Hello? / Percival, our beloved peacock.
Carlton · Will: Hand me my head. / I'd love to.
Hilary: Can't he be like other dogs and quietly lick himself?
Hilary Character Comedy Observational Philip · Vivian: Strudel, schnitzel... / Mercedes.
Will: He's a quick little sucker, isn't he?
Will Physical/Slapstick Deadpan/Understatement Will: I think my Aunt Helen dropped him on his head when he was a baby.
Will Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Will: Carlton wouldn't miss that game for all the cheese in Philly.
Will Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Will: It could be worse. I mean, he could have been dipped in 11 herbs and spices.
Will Setup/Punchline Observational Will: I mean, he could have been dipped in 11 herbs and spices.
Will Observational Wordplay/Pun Will: He's not exactly Vince Lombardi.
Will Observational Character Comedy Will: What's that lumpy thing on the back of your neck?
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: I guess it's just like the American flu, just colder.
Will Absurdist Observational Jazz: Just ask Flat Nose Gary.
Jazz Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Will: And if they don't have it here, you gonna get it there.
Will Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Will: Well, I got me a little rumpus in that room the other night, you know.
Jazz: Restraining order. It's a long story.
Jazz Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Security Guard: Only if he hasn't eaten.
Philip: My God! Somebody stole my Mercedes.
Philip Callback Irony/Sarcasm Callback Amanda: But you're awfully cute when you grasp at false hope.
Amanda Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Amanda · Carlton: Dweeb? / Well, I was going to say loner, but that too.
Amanda: Well, I'm late for the game. Bye.
Amanda Cringe/Discomfort Deadpan/Understatement Will: I think you're taking this jail thing just a little too far, buddy.
Will: Gets a little funky in there too, huh?
Will Physical/Slapstick Observational Will: You big bunch of babies.
Will Character Comedy Observational Will Setup/Punchline Observational Callback Will: Let's be honest, we don't even know if half you all are gonna graduate.
Will Dark/Subversive Escalation Coach: That's right, you guys, it doesn't matter what we do, we're losers.
Coach Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Carlton: I escaped while the housekeeper was changing the newspaper.
Will: and you strut like you've never strat.
Carlton: What, powerful hind legs with a colorful tail?
Carlton Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: He's a quick little sucker, isn't he?
Will Callback Running Gag ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
