It's double trouble for Will when Philip's old flame visits with her daughter, who's attracted to Will.
WAR
28.1
Wins Above Replacement
“M Is For The Many Things She Gave Me” ranks #123 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 71.9 — Solid. The episode packs 42 scored jokes at 2.2 per minute, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Geoffrey: With all due respect, young sir... I've seen you in action with women, and quite frankly, you're an idiot.
Geoffrey Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Aunt Viv: Saint Bernards are friendly. But even they don't slobber as much as you.
Will: Well, he's kind of like a 10-year-old trapped in a 12-year-old's body.
Will Character Comedy Escalation Uncle Phil: Finally, after two years... I realized that Janice wasn't gonna have me, so I settled for Vivian. With Vivian. With Vivian!
Mrs. Robertson · Will: Was that baby Nicky? - No, no, baby Carlton.
All Jokes — 42 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: Well, maybe it would have worked if you had taken her too.
Will Setup/Punchline Wordplay/Pun Will: Sorry, it was just a little collegiate humor.
Will Meta/Self-Referential Deadpan/Understatement Uncle Phil: Finally, after two years... I realized that Janice wasn't gonna have me, so I settled for Vivian. With Vivian. With Vivian!
Aunt Viv: Geoffrey, prepare Mr. Banks' couch.
Aunt Viv Reaction Beat Deadpan/Understatement Geoffrey: It's in your tie drawer next to the Pringles.
Geoffrey: Least that's better than the Kit Kat he keep with his drawers.
Hilary: My horoscope was right. This is my lucky day.
Hilary Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Will: Maybe science can just come get her brain now.
Will Setup/Punchline Dark/Subversive Aunt Viv · Will: She's 18. - Good answer.
Aunt Viv Reaction Beat Deadpan/Understatement Will: Well, number one, because I don't be saying stuff like 'opt.'
Will Character Comedy Observational Will: Number two, because Geoffrey still has to cut up your food.
Will Escalation Character Comedy Geoffrey: With all due respect, young sir... I've seen you in action with women, and quite frankly, you're an idiot.
Geoffrey Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Oh, you were shaving your nose? Okay.
Will Setup/Punchline Observational Will · Carlton: Damn! - Damn!
Janice · Aunt Viv: Oh, Phil, please stop. - Yes, Phil, please stop.
Hilary: and they preempt your favorite programs. I remember during Desert Storm, trying to find Knots Landing...
Hilary Character Comedy Absurdist Carlton: Perhaps after dinner... we can go for a drive and talk about it in depth.
Carlton Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Carlton: I said I'll pay you when I get out!
Will · Wendy: Oh, the Arthur Murray Dance Studios. - Tango?
Will: That's fine, that's fine.
Will Reaction Beat Cringe/Discomfort Will: Well, you know, it was kind of like Shaq picked up the pool house... and he was shaking it, you know, like them little snow globes.
Will Observational Character Comedy Mrs. Robertson · Will: Was that baby Nicky? - No, no, baby Carlton.
Will: Well, he's kind of like a 10-year-old trapped in a 12-year-old's body.
Will Character Comedy Escalation Will: And frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with this higher level of comfort.
Will Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Will: Listen, my uncle has a fat problem. I should be more sensitive.
Will Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Will: There's a picture right there of you with no bathing suit top on!
Will Escalation Physical/Slapstick Will: Well, you know what? I'm gonna run down to the lobby, get some of them free brochures, you know.
Will Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Will: No, no, no. They was in two separate rooms, and I wasn't in either one.
Will Escalation Character Comedy Carlton: You're over 5 feet, aren't you?
Carlton Callback Cringe/Discomfort Callback Will: See, now, Cleopatra Jones, see, she got that karate stuff, right? She got some sweet moves on her. Plus, she be packing heat. But Grace Jones, she just scary.
Will Observational Character Comedy Will: because, you know, my Uncle Phil likes to eat while he cooks... and might not be nothing left for nobody else, you know what I'm saying?
Will Character Comedy Observational Janice: How would it make me look?
Janice Character Comedy Dark/Subversive Janice: You know, I still have that halter-top.
Janice Escalation Cringe/Discomfort Aunt Viv: Saint Bernards are friendly. But even they don't slobber as much as you.
Will: Well, she ain't get away from me.
Will Dark/Subversive Escalation Uncle Phil: You slept with Janice!
Uncle Phil · Ashley: Ashley, go to your room. - Oh, I love this!
Will: Have you ever seen your mother naked?
Will Cringe/Discomfort Escalation Will: Oh, yeah, go blame it on me!
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Vivian: You can sleep on your couch.
Vivian Callback Deadpan/Understatement Callback Will: From now on, I'm only dating girls with ugly moms.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Top Episodes — The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air