Registration day finds Will signing up for no-brainer classes, plus one that might truly challenge him - a philosophy course he takes to meet a girl.
WAR
43.5
Wins Above Replacement
“All Guts No Glory” ranks #94 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 74.9 — Great. The episode packs 68 scored jokes at 3.4 per minute, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.6 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Will: Or what if it falls on Uncle Phil and he hurt the tree?
Will Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Girl: T2, meet my boyfriend, T-Rex.
Girl Escalation Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Carlton: We were on the freeway.
Carlton Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Ashley: Suck it up, and get on with your life!
Ashley Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: Well, yesterday's reality isn't necessarily today's.
Will Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback All Jokes — 68 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: Carlton, relax. This is the line for class registration... not the Nixon Library.
Will Observational Character Comedy Will: Yes, I'll have what she's having.
Will Misdirection Observational Carlton: We were on the freeway.
Carlton Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Will: The same reason Eddie Murphy tries to sing, I like the challenge.
Will Observational Setup/Punchline Will: Carlton, the challenge is to make your life as easy as possible.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Will: That's why God made canned meat. Spam cakes, anyone?
Will Absurdist Character Comedy Geoffrey: Patchouli, sweet of you to notice.
Will: Western Pornography.
Will Wordplay/Pun Misdirection Will: Did anybody really believe Kool Moe Dee was a cowboy?
Will Observational Absurdist ★ Rewatch Will: The wild wild west The wild wild west / I used to live downtown
Will Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Ashley: Hilary, this is your sister, Ashley.
Ashley Deadpan/Understatement Setup/Punchline Ashley: Suck it up, and get on with your life!
Ashley Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Phil · Hilary: And you don't have to. Here. I'll even look the number up for you. Hello, Neiman's?
Hilary: Hilary immediately calling Neiman's and shopping by phone
Hilary Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Bookstore Worker: Okay, okay, attention Kmart shoppers. We're running out of books for Psych 157... the study of human sexuality. So for any of you slimmies who miss out... I'll be more than happy to demonstrate the contents of the book. Twice, you know.
Woman Student: You're an idiot.
Will: Hey, Sting, kick some lyrics, man.
Will Observational Character Comedy Carlton: No, you do that all by yourself. What'd you sign up for today, Advanced Sarcasm?
Carlton Setup/Punchline Irony/Sarcasm Will: Have you ever heard of a little thing called Western Philosophy?
Will Irony/Sarcasm Callback Callback Student: Is that Spam in your teeth?
Student Callback Observational ★ Rewatch Callback Will: I didn't have no Spam.
Will Character Comedy Reaction Beat Bookstore Worker: Well, Hair Club For Men would be a good start.
Carlton: Nothing like that minimum-wage humor.
Carlton Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Carlton: You know, I'd stay and continue this battle of wits with you... but you're obviously unarmed.
Bookstore Worker: He dribbles behind his back... he's up and he shoots. Oh, and it's no good. Carlton the peacock says, 'Don't be a quitter, pick up your litter.'
Bookstore Worker · Other Students: Help me! Come on, guys, help me up. Yeah, we need a cleanup on aisle four. We got some bird droppings.
Will: Oh, yeah, that's right, it was in the dictionary next to:
Will Setup/Punchline Misdirection Will: Nope, all clear. And... Plus, I don't have any early classes, that means we could sleep in.
Will Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Will: Just think of me as the Love Terminator.
Will Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Girl: T2, meet my boyfriend, T-Rex.
Girl Escalation Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Will: Hasta la vista, baby.
Will Callback Physical/Slapstick Callback Bookstore Worker: Well, not with those looks.
Will: Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't speak geek.
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: Plan A was derailed by this refrigerator-shaped gentleman over here.
Will Observational Character Comedy Callback Will: I'm Will Smith. And this is an interesting coincidence.
Will Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: Excuse me, Professor Mansfield, it's not too late to start sucking up, is it?
Will Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Will Observational Character Comedy Will: No, no, no! No, wait. Call my mother! Somebody call the governor! I ain't even supposed to be in this class, man! I wanna live.
Will Escalation Physical/Slapstick Registrar: It's the only course you're taking that actually requires staying awake.
Registrar Setup/Punchline Observational Callback Registrar: Yeah, and I'm sure my wife has a really good reason for cheating on me.
Registrar: My wife has seen more action than Chuck Norris.
Registrar: I got a toilet in my closet! And every day I just see my career going down it!
Registrar: Make it one of your demands... when you climb the bell tower with a rifle.
Phil: It's celery, I swear.
Phil Visual Gag Character Comedy Phil: The incarceration of a felon always gets my juices pumping.
Phil Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Phil: You should have seen me deny that man's plea bargain. I was brilliant!
Phil Character Comedy Escalation Phil: Rain check? Vivian, I am not a car wash.
Phil Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Phil: I'm ready for my wax job.
Phil Escalation Wordplay/Pun Callback Professor Mansfield: I don't want anybody in here who doesn't wanna be here.
Professor Mansfield: Psych. Or should I say 'philosp.'
Will: Do you wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Will Observational Setup/Punchline Will · Professor: Captain Kirk, now that's fly. No, this is The Fly: 'Help me! Help me!'
Will: They all been on Montel Williams.
Will Observational Setup/Punchline Professor Mansfield: See, I can't hear you because you no longer exist.
Will: But you could shove me, though, right?
Will Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Will: Man! I should have never dropped out of his class.
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Will: Is that a yes or a no?
Will Callback Character Comedy Callback Phil · Will: To what? A pie-eating contest? No, to having a fool as a nephew.
Will: But enough about me, Uncle Phil. Let's talk about you.
Professor: What's the matter, Will? Can't move those oranges at the off-ramp?
Will: Well, yesterday's reality isn't necessarily today's.
Will Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Professor Mansfield: You come to me, my son, asking for a favor. I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
Professor: You come to me, my son, asking for a favor. I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
Professor Setup/Punchline Meta/Self-Referential Professor Mansfield: You gotta love the irony, though, huh?
Will: I mean, is it anywhere near a subway or anything like that?
Will Escalation Character Comedy Will: Okay, all right, how about if it landed on, like, a gopher or something like that? Hey, does the noise that the gopher makes count?
Will: Or what if it falls on Uncle Phil and he hurt the tree?
Will Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Will: Carlton, thank you very much, but I already have my academic... stuff in order.
Will Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Top Episodes — The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
