Will Steps Out

Geoffrey:Well, you are what you eat.

Phil · Geoffrey:Did you just call me a big old Butterball? Nothing gets past you, sir.

Phil:His corpulent flesh rolls around his bones like a thick chocolate pudding.

Phil:He is so huge that food comes to him from the gravitational pull alone.

Phil:Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

Will:That elephant that trampled all them people called, he want his butt back.

Vivian:Whatever the last bid was, you raise the paddle and double it.

Carlton:You know, it could be a girl or a guy or some mixture.

Carlton:Why don't you just have him beep you?

Will:Boy, Mike's really changed his looks since he started playing baseball.

Will:Aw, please, man, getting rid of your beeper like getting yourself fixed.

Hilary:Excuse me, but I'm, like, starting to sweat.

Hilary:I mean, you don't see me skateboarding with Montel.

Will:Should've given Hilary the paddle. At least we'd be able to drive whatever she bought.

Will:I feel like I tried to snatch a cheeseburger from George Foreman.

Will:The Dana I was expecting would be sitting down on the toilet... not standing up in front of it.

Lisa:Let things flow naturally, right? Where did you hear that crock of garbage?

Will:I ain't gonna be sitting up in the crib like some Silly Putty sucker.

Will · Carlton:Carlton, you know the chicktionary rules. Right. Three feet back.

Will:You can, uh, think of tonight as an open house.

Will:I was just thinking about how they made Tom Cruise even whiter.

Will:You see, schizoid is a character that I do. Wait till you get to meet love boy.

Will:Yeah, well, we got the same barber.

Phil:And as you get older, it might even seem commonplace.

Phil:That was a shortcut to the diner where she worked.

Phil · Will:Phil singing 'My Girl' while Will starts crying

Phil:Don't be ridiculous, Susan. The whole family would love to go on a 10-mile jog.

Susan Powter:Yeah, you filthy stinking enabler.

Will:I ain't got no time for buns of brass and brains of bricks.

Will:My uncle can't walk one mile in my uncle's shoes.

Will:Looks like Lorena Bobbitt got to this suit, huh?

Will:Oh, that's how I check them for ripeness.

Will:You ain't had no home training, that's what your problem is.

Carlton:but when she threw out the strawberry Pop-Tarts, she crossed the line.

Will:I'm retaining water.

Will:Well, it ain't Fat Albert.

Will:And that's when he's gonna pounce on you like a cheetah on a rabbit.

Will:And that's when he's gonna pounce on you like a cheetah on a rabbit.

Will:Believe it? I've done it.

Will:Because I love you.

Geoffrey:Tomato, tomato.

Geoffrey:'Leather'?

Will:Carlton... I give you my chicktionary. May it be as good to you as it has been to me.

Will:Carlton... I give you my chicktionary.

Carlton:I can feel it. I can feel the power! Yes!