Hilary's show has its national premiere. What more could she possibly want? How about a baby?
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“I Ooh Baby Baby” ranks #136 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 69.4 — Mixed. The episode packs 56 scored jokes at 2.9 per minute, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.2 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Hilary: So back to you. Any heart disease? Gingivitis? Midgets?... Any relatives in the circus?
Hilary Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Uncle Phil · Geoffrey: Geoffrey, get the Scotch. - It's gone, sir. - What? - You've said my attitude has improved lately. - How could this happen? - It's the pressure, sir.
Hilary: So any mental illness in your family? Schizophrenia? Anorexia? You know, general weirdness?
Hilary Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Hilary: What have you got in a hunk?
Hilary Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Pregnant woman: My water broke.
All Jokes — 56 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: Hey, just let him know that the few times that I have been naughty, it was real nice.
Geoffrey: And if I said I weren't, would you leave me alone?
Geoffrey Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Hilary: Today is the happiest day of my life. Until tomorrow, when my show goes national... which will make that the new happiest day of my life. That'll make today...
Hilary Character Comedy Absurdist Geoffrey: I get the pattern, Miss Hilary.
Geoffrey Deadpan/Understatement Reaction Beat ★ Rewatch Hilary: Click. Heh, heh. Look, I'm on.
Hilary Visual Gag Character Comedy Will · Hilary: A bunch of pregnant women. - Great, I'll look thin. Not that I don't, anyway.
Hilary: But beware, in that last trimester, stripes are not our friends.
Hilary Character Comedy Observational Uncle Phil: Werner, if you don't stop dancing, I'm about to get seasick.
Hilary: They like me. They really like me.
Hilary Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy Pregnant woman: My water broke.
Will: Now, this is just like on ER, y'all. All right, so just chill. Everybody, just relax.
Will Character Comedy Meta/Self-Referential Real doctor: Can somebody get this clown out of here?
Will · Hilary: Whoa. What a coincidence, Hil, this is the happiest day of your life too. Your show just went national. - I know. Don't I look happy?
Will: Hey, you know what? Right after you wash that.
Will Reaction Beat Cringe/Discomfort Will: Hey, you know, it's the perfect size for, like, I don't know... a THX, Dolby Pro Logic, surround-sound subwoofer.
Will Character Comedy Misdirection Ashley · Carlton: It makes it look cheesy... and I won't have it on my tree. - Oh, your tree?
Will: Let a brother get a finger full.
Will Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick Geoffrey · Someone: I just can't seem to get this bowl to stand still. - It might help if you put down the eggnog.
Hilary: Sure, I have an effervescent personality... and a smile that could blind you from across the room... but I just feel so blah.
Hilary Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Granny: Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something, honey? You've gotta talk into my good ear.
Granny Irony/Sarcasm Reaction Beat ★ Rewatch Werner: Phoenix, Phoenix - This is the Hilary Show Phoenix, Phoenix
Werner Physical/Slapstick Absurdist Will: Something in between what you did and whatever it was that he just did.
Will Reaction Beat Deadpan/Understatement Will: Hil, couldn't you have said this with flowers?
Will Reaction Beat Observational Will: Oh, yeah. Well, you know, bald head, pudgy. If he had a beard, he'd look just like my Uncle Phil.
Will Character Comedy Observational Will: Whoa. Hey, dude. Hold up. He tripping. He tripping.
Will Reaction Beat Character Comedy Will Visual Gag Callback Callback Will: Oh. Remember, doc, no mouth-to-mouth on the first date, huh?
Will Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline Will: Oh, it's like a hotel. They expect you to take this stuff.
Will Character Comedy Observational Will: You know, a cow would be happy to be in your kitchen.
Will Character Comedy Observational Uncle Phil: Now, that would be bigger than the roast.
Uncle Phil Reaction Beat Deadpan/Understatement Callback Uncle Phil · Geoffrey: Geoffrey, get the Scotch. - It's gone, sir. - What? - You've said my attitude has improved lately. - How could this happen? - It's the pressure, sir.
Will: I think Aunt Viv must've dropped the ball on that little girl-girl talk.
Will Reaction Beat Observational Uncle Phil: Scotch is a pick-me-up. Damn that, Geoffrey.
Will Reaction Beat Observational Hilary: What have you got in a hunk?
Hilary Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun Hilary: You wouldn't happen to have this month's, would you?
Hilary Character Comedy Visual Gag ★ Rewatch Hilary: Ugh! I don't think so.
Hilary: Ugh! I don't think so.
Hilary Visual Gag Character Comedy Will · Worker: Hey, yo. Thanks a lot, man. - Glad I could be of service.
Will · Hilary: Oh, what'd you expect? Well, you know, after today, I kind of thought you... Oh. That was just a little setback. I'm a trouper.
Hilary: Well, I just hope my baby's a super-duper trouper too.
Hilary Wordplay/Pun Callback Callback Will: Come back to deliver another baby, huh? What, you get a commission on them?
Will Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Will: Come back to deliver another baby, huh? What, you get a commission on them?
Will Character Comedy Observational Hilary: So any mental illness in your family? Schizophrenia? Anorexia? You know, general weirdness?
Hilary Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Hilary: So back to you. Any heart disease? Gingivitis? Midgets?... Any relatives in the circus?
Hilary Escalation Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Hilary · Doctor: Any relatives in the circus? - Uh, not that I know of. I mean... I did have an uncle who was a clown. - Ew. Duly noted.
Hilary: Wait, wasn't I the one asking all the questions?
Hilary Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy Will: Imagine that, if you ain't had no kids. It'd just be you, Aunt Viv and me all by ourselves in this big house. Party, you know.
Will Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Will: Hey, look, Uncle Phil, I just want you to know I got your back. All right? Anything jump off, all you got to do is holler.
Will Character Comedy Physical/Slapstick Uncle Phil: You know, it used to be so easy. You'd cry, I'd buy you a bracelet. You cried louder, maybe some earrings. I miss those days.
Ashley: Oh, please. Your side looks like someone threw up on a snowman.
Ashley Setup/Punchline Visual Gag Ashley: Your side? Please. I've seen better looking trees hanging from rearview mirrors.
Ashley Setup/Punchline Escalation Will: Yeah. I mean, you might've laid the flock on a little thick... but other than that, it's very busy.
Will Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy Callback Will: I'm just kind of getting the hang of this parenting thing here, know what I mean?
Will Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Uncle Phil: You call that dusting, Geoffrey? Give me that. I'll do it myself.
Geoffrey: God bless us, everyone.
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