Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 2

Will:Sounds like somebody got a little booty duty, huh, Uncle Phil?

Will:After which, all the models are gonna wanna come home with Ashley and have coffee.

Will:Geoffrey, start making some damn coffee.

Geoffrey:I'll alert the fish.

Hilary:Oh, great. On top of it all, now I'm an orphan?

Carlton · Hilary:Hilary, you're 27. / I know. No one adopts anyone over 9.

Will:Hey, Uncle Phil... I just want you to know that it's okay for a man to cry.

Carlton:I'm on your team, Governor Banks.

Phil:No one boils water like you, Geoffrey.

Phil:Boy, there are all kinds of ways to keep in touch.

Geoffrey:Your skirt steaks are down at the depot. They'll be here by morning.

Will · Carlton:That's not funny. / You are so right.

Will:Well, she said, 'Did you talk to your mom back in Phil-adelphia?'

Carlton:Besides, they're in her camp.

Will · Phil:Yeah, you know, I been thinking about leaving. / Leave.

Helen:Child, please. Since Michael Jordan went back to the NBA... and started wearing them shorts again. Ah! Look at those buns. Booyah!

Helen:I'd give him a blast of pepper spray but I'm afraid he'd just eat it.

Nicky:Yeah. She's teaching me all kinds of cool stuff, fat-head.

Helen:Get it appraised!

Phil:I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance. I mean it.

Vivian:Oh, for God's sake, would you leave already!

Carlton · Hilary:Hil, that's not a movie, that's what happened. / Oh, well, someone should make a movie of it.

Will:Don't worry, Big Guy, I got you covered. He was with me the whole time.

Ashley:Once upon a time a little girl could've been a supermodel... but her parents got divorced and she lost it all. The end. Wanna hear another?

Ashley · Phil:Exercise would do you good. / Was that a fat joke?

Phil:For the love of God, man, shred, shred, shred.

Phil:I have no recollection of the event in question.

Hilary:Now, be gone.

Phil:Hey, what up, dawg? What it be like?

Phil · Will:How about I shower with you? / Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Phil.

Will:Every time! Every damn time. Every time!

Vivian:He's butchering it.

Will:they got three pages worth of pork dishes up in here.

Phil:They wouldn't let me bring my leaf blower.

Will:I don't hear nothing.

Will:You gonna bring my Aunt Viv back

Phil · Vivian · Phil:They won't. Just because I'm running for political office doesn't mean I'm gonna win. / Philip, you win at everything. / Ha, ha. Touché, you got me there.

Phil:What am I gonna do with all those campaign buttons?