Breaking up may not be so hard to do for an angry Vivian, but when Philip finds he's lost without her, Will and Carlton conspire to reunite them.
WAR
28.1
Wins Above Replacement
“Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 2” ranks #92 of 148 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 75.0 — Great. The episode packs 38 scored jokes at 2.0 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.7 on impact, with Will landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Phil: I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance. I mean it.
Phil Physical/Slapstick Escalation ★ Rewatch Ashley: Once upon a time a little girl could've been a supermodel... but her parents got divorced and she lost it all. The end. Wanna hear another?
Ashley Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Geoffrey: I'll alert the fish.
Geoffrey Deadpan/Understatement Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Carlton · Hilary: Hil, that's not a movie, that's what happened. / Oh, well, someone should make a movie of it.
Will · Phil: Yeah, you know, I been thinking about leaving. / Leave.
Will Phil Setup/Punchline Deadpan/Understatement All Jokes — 38 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Will: Sounds like somebody got a little booty duty, huh, Uncle Phil?
Will Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort Will: After which, all the models are gonna wanna come home with Ashley and have coffee.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Will: Geoffrey, start making some damn coffee.
Will Character Comedy Escalation Geoffrey: I'll alert the fish.
Geoffrey Deadpan/Understatement Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Hilary: Oh, great. On top of it all, now I'm an orphan?
Hilary Character Comedy Absurdist Carlton · Hilary: Hilary, you're 27. / I know. No one adopts anyone over 9.
Will: Hey, Uncle Phil... I just want you to know that it's okay for a man to cry.
Will Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Carlton: I'm on your team, Governor Banks.
Carlton Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Phil: No one boils water like you, Geoffrey.
Phil Deadpan/Understatement Cringe/Discomfort Phil: Boy, there are all kinds of ways to keep in touch.
Phil Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Geoffrey: Your skirt steaks are down at the depot. They'll be here by morning.
Geoffrey Misdirection Deadpan/Understatement Will · Carlton: That's not funny. / You are so right.
Will: Well, she said, 'Did you talk to your mom back in Phil-adelphia?'
Will Wordplay/Pun Setup/Punchline Carlton: Besides, they're in her camp.
Carlton Character Comedy Observational Will · Phil: Yeah, you know, I been thinking about leaving. / Leave.
Will Phil Setup/Punchline Deadpan/Understatement Helen: Child, please. Since Michael Jordan went back to the NBA... and started wearing them shorts again. Ah! Look at those buns. Booyah!
Helen Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Helen: I'd give him a blast of pepper spray but I'm afraid he'd just eat it.
Helen Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Nicky: Yeah. She's teaching me all kinds of cool stuff, fat-head.
Nicky Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Helen Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Phil: I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance. I mean it.
Phil Physical/Slapstick Escalation ★ Rewatch Vivian: Oh, for God's sake, would you leave already!
Vivian Setup/Punchline Escalation Carlton · Hilary: Hil, that's not a movie, that's what happened. / Oh, well, someone should make a movie of it.
Will: Don't worry, Big Guy, I got you covered. He was with me the whole time.
Will Character Comedy Callback Ashley: Once upon a time a little girl could've been a supermodel... but her parents got divorced and she lost it all. The end. Wanna hear another?
Ashley Dark/Subversive Character Comedy Ashley · Phil: Exercise would do you good. / Was that a fat joke?
Phil: For the love of God, man, shred, shred, shred.
Phil Escalation Character Comedy Phil: I have no recollection of the event in question.
Phil Running Gag Character Comedy Hilary Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Phil: Hey, what up, dawg? What it be like?
Phil Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Phil · Will: How about I shower with you? / Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Phil.
Will: Every time! Every damn time. Every time!
Will Escalation Character Comedy Vivian: He's butchering it.
Vivian Reaction Beat Deadpan/Understatement Will: they got three pages worth of pork dishes up in here.
Will Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Phil: They wouldn't let me bring my leaf blower.
Phil Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Will: I don't hear nothing.
Will Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Will: You gonna bring my Aunt Viv back
Phil · Vivian · Phil: They won't. Just because I'm running for political office doesn't mean I'm gonna win. / Philip, you win at everything. / Ha, ha. Touché, you got me there.
Phil: What am I gonna do with all those campaign buttons?
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