Boys And Girls

Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.

What is more important than quality? Equality.

the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her

They ended up turning the break room into a lactation room, which is disgusting.

Oh, sorry. 'Women of the Workplace.'

Clothes, me... Ick.

They stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.

Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too. Sort of.

Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?

Remember on Lost, when they met the Others?

Sort of a BrAngelina thing.

It's a Ram. It's a Ram thing.

Because I am collar-blind.

Hi, I'm Meredith, and I'm an al... Good at supplier relations.

You know, I've seen some of your spreadsheets. And I almost always...

I guess the person I have the most in common with is... Jim.

That way she's not all, 'Bah, bah, bah, bah,' you know, when she gets home.

Michael doing exaggerated forklift moves and sound effects

In five years, I'd like to be five years sober.

4 1/2.

I want an SUV with three rows of seats.

Michael climbing on dangerous warehouse equipment

We're the ones that gotta clean that up! Damn it, Michael!

Well, I have a job right now. So I can't really take time off.

There are always a million reasons not to do something.

Uh-uh, don't... don't shush me. I... that was just... That bothers me too. I was breathing.

That's a good question, Hasselhoff.

Jan aspires to be a whore.

Like, gas ain't free!

No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You... you know what? Not literally.

Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael!

Don't get hysterical. I'm not. Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women.

Now who's getting hysterical?

This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.

Below par means worse. Wait, that should mean better. That doesn't make sense.

Like if Michael said he got to second base with you?

We watched a video about our changing bodies. Did you really? No. Oh. Almost.

Cold front comin' in to the warehouse! Uh-oh! Better put on your ski boots!

How can someone so beautiful be so sad?

Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day.

How did you know?

You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam.

Do black people like pizza?

Sometimes, Jan... can be such a bitch. Hey, watch it. Watch it. We have a relationship.

You need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.

Snow angel! Snow angel!