The Search

Michael working on English character 'Reginald Poofter'

David Brent's racist Chinese character 'Ping' - 'Herro! Herro!'

'Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself' / 'That's what she said'

'Master of Ceremonies' Bernard correction

Ryan's timeshare scam story leading to lonely Boise weekend

Michael's 'Nein, I'm Greek! My name is Mykonos' entrance

Mykonos based on Spiros 'who is more about the ladies'

'Thank you so much, Tuna Turner. You are simply the best.'

'I get super flexible when I'm nervous' with Jim stretching

'If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche'

Andy admitting he's terrible at sales and this is the only job he's good at

Abandoned mineshafts business idea - 'big future in that, lots of mines in Scranton'

0.2 cents business model repeated for everything

'They're baby whales, which is even cuter'

'We're no more a team than people staying in same hotel'

Holly's worst week including mono and first period in high school

'Too much information? That's what I thought. But here I am using it.'

'Mykonos ran away to join Italian circus' backstory

'Is JLP a word? I Jlp you!'

Gabe's horror movie choices vs Erin liking the 'perfect family' parts

'It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you'

Erin stuck on cow words - moo, milk, mood, moon - 'cow jumped over the moon'

Kevin as Jim in alternate timeline where Jim never met Pam

Ryan's commitment paralysis - won't commit to doing or not doing

'And if I flake, I flake'

'My name's Andy Bernard, but you can call me The Nard Dog'

Kevin's speech timing - long awkward pause counting '4, 5'

Kevin's motivational speech: 'Dream big... And then double it!'

Kevin's winner visualization ending with 'Get out of the way'

Kelly crashing Ryan's introduction as 'the business bitch'

Kelly's multiple 'bitch' brands - business, diet, shopping, etiquette

Professor on speakerphone: 'Why?' when Kelly explains he's on speaker

Professor reluctantly giving business advice: 'know your market... fiscal discipline'

'That brilliant little bitch' - Erin about Kelly

Erin's aggressive Scrabble coaching - 'Put the Q there!' 'Sorry I yelled'

'I like the musical Grease, or as we call it, home'

'Greekaccino - very strong coffee with milk from a goat'

'It's a miracle. She can talk. No more brain damage!'

Creed's Loch Ness Monster business plan speech

'So I have one question, why are you here?'

Gabe's horror movie 'Suspiria' vs Erin's 'Wall-E where all boundaries of color are pushed'

Oscar's Slumdog Millionaire theory about Erin's Scrabble success

Real business owner seeking 'manageable growth' advice

Jim's pep talk: 'They're a bunch of jackals... You did this. Bring it home.'

'I will have apoplexy if you lose. Apoplexy is what I will have.'

'I played ape' - Erin's winning word

Jim's childhood reading group story - blue group vs green group

'My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with'

Andy's aggressive closing followed by immediate politeness

'Must be a front for some kind of famous laboratory. 'Cause you're so smart.'

'Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?'

'I guess when you looked in me, you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside.'

Michael calling Holly 'Necropolis' and asking for kiss

Gabe's 'Hardware' as Wall-E compromise - 'killer combat robot the government invented to destroy humans'

'There's a Shrek 2?' - Erin's amazement