Floyd DeBarber

Hi, my name is Floyd and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, my name is Floyd and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Floyd.

I ended up doing a man-on-the street commercial for Tarzan on Ice.

Walk it off, scarecrow.

I feel more confused and betrayed than those people that worked with Tootsie.

Except mine's the one from Caddyshack. Well, that makes sense 'cause he's a very good dancer.

'Jack Attack: The Art of Aggression in Business.' Oh, no.

The only other 'Floyd' I ever knew was this Korean barber who used to cut my hair down in the 50th Street subway station. That's my dad. I'm Floyd Jr. I'm just kidding.

The dedicated popcorn setting on your microwave was the imagination breakthrough of 1995.

And on a personal note, sir, in my mind, the Foo Fighters' song 'Best of You' is about your managerial skills.

Unh. It's got pockets. Are you into that? Ooh, what's this? A used Kleenex.

'Cause this VapoRub isn't gonna get under my nose by itself.

I always sign it 'Floydster.'

Like 'get away with murdering my first wife' kind of dough.

Well-played, Garkel.

Yeah, you gotta talk to your landlord about that rat race.

That is also a place.

They want me to disappear like Coolio. Coolio is around!

Liz... I took that job.

Um... it's actually in the mid-40s. Oh, really? 'Cause it's low 40s here.

You know, maybe we hit that barbecue place you puked at. You'll have to be more specific.

There was actually a tornado in Cleveland last week. Destroyed an entire city block... three bowling alleys, a liquor store, and the liquor-store museum.

I read that you guys are getting an lkea. Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. We've just been burned before.

We're not an airline anymore. Wait, wait, wait. One storm? That's all it takes? We're still gonna make popcorn. Just no more airplanes.

This is more important than me getting home or my partner meeting with Peter Venkman.

I'm the Michael Clayton of Cleveland.

Well, I hope your car blows up. I'll move to Cleveland when you get that lkea. Never!

You are vindictive, Liz Lemon!

I don't want your car to explode and I don't want you to go into a coma and I don't want to stab you in the face with a giant fork. What? Oh, that's not you. I've been threatening a lot of people lately.

Just chola eyebrows

Look, Kaitlin is a yogaerobics instructor and an ab model. I was in a reenactment on America's Most Wanted once, playing a lady strangled on the toilet.

The early show? What am I, in a hospital?

I was in a reenactment On America's Most Wanted once, Playing a lady strangled on the toilet

♪ shot through the heart ♪ whoa-oa! ♪ and you're to blame ♪ This is my jam right here. ♪ you give love a bad name ♪ ooh, my jam-a-lam.

Squeeze in one last ride at six Floyds Amusement Park? Well, we're closed. Sorry.

One, blonde. Two, she's alive... Like a deer. She runs and sniffs and jumps and stares.

She's not like the badger With its glasses and its rules about weekday sex

There's so many guys out there That want to be poisoned and yelled at

In this hour, spring cleaning-- Boring! Boring! Floyd, come on.

Shut up, kit kat!