Cleveland

Like 'get away with murdering my first wife' kind of dough.

You could get that third humidifier you always dreamed about.

My son Ahmed will keep his motorcycles here.

I have hollow bones. Like a bird.

We've just won the auction rights to a fantastic collection of Chinese erotica.

And now he's a post-op transgender.

It's...made of gold.

It's gonna be at least $30 million with all the Claymation sex scenes in it.

I'm gonna have so much money, my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse.

You're never gonna lose a job to a guy named Garkel.

Did someone say my name?

Well-played, Garkel.

No, I like Elmer Fudd. Kill da wabbit

Just a...whirl of wind.

I would have a three-way with two Jacks.

I'm Samantha, you're Charlotte, and you're the lady at home who watches it.

Oh, Tracy, you can't use any of my songs.

The Black Crusaders.

If I was gonna spend $600 to have my boobs pinched, I would have gone to that fundraiser at the Clintons' house.

Yeah, you gotta talk to your landlord about that rat race.

That is also a place.

That is also a place.

Oh, there is nothing like New York in the spring! It's--oh!

He spit in my mouth!

Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors. But Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell, and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members too.

And they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty.

They tanked 50 Cent's movie. They blew out Terrell Owens' ankle. And they canceled Eddie Murphy's Oscar, 'cause he, uh, ran out on Scary Spice.

Tracy Jordan, the Black Crusaders are coming for you.

I haven't been above 72nd Street in over a decade.

wolf-like. Lupine.

It's an anagram for 'Outlaw Sour Tray.'

They want me to disappear like Coolio. Coolio is around!

Cleveland tourism jingle

Oh, you are so skinny. You really should eat something.

Tracy Jordan, you've gotta get away

We need a host for a new cooking show on WKYC.

For God sakes, Lemon, we'd all like to flee to the Cleve.

For God sakes, Lemon, we'd all like to flee to the Cleve. And club up down at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard.

Yeah, we're all models west of the Allegheny.

Well, I'm Jack's Yoko.

What happened to your accent? Um... I don't know what you're on about. You...daft wanker.

Liz... I took that job.

Lemon, Phoebe was right. You are infatuated with me.

In Paris, France.