Wanda

Wanda:You yelled out, 'Hey, big ass Wanda.'

Wanda:You have an ass man... You are an ass man.

Wanda:There is going to be a terrorist attack this weekend in LA.

Wanda:Hey, big mouth!

Wanda:'You goddamn right I am' when asked if she'll tell Krazee-Eyez that Larry told her

Wanda:You goddamn right I am.

Wanda · Barbara:'Do you know he's cheating on me?' / 'That no-good cock-eyed bastard'

Wanda:'I don't give a fuck about the wrong person!'

Wanda:'He thinks he can go around L.A. just eating pussy left and right? No, uh-uh'

Wanda:So you automatically think the black man is the valet, huh?

Wanda:You would have asked him for a stock tip or... where do you golf?

Larry · Wanda:You've slept with a lot of white men and black men, I'm sure. Is there any discernible difference?

Wanda · Larry:Why would you ask me something like that, Larry? My friend wants to know.

Wanda · Larry:What is that? What the fuck? What are you doing? It's a bug, a bug. I had a bug on me.

Wanda · Larry:Well, did you tell him I was black? No. Why didn't you tell him I was black? Larry, you don't know when to play the card.

Wanda:Tell him I'm like a brown-skinned black, not light skinned. Make sure he know I'm real black.

Wanda:"Shit, I mean, you're renting, so I can be honest. I don't like it. Kinda cold, like a hotel."

Wanda:Why are you asking me some bullshit like that? What the fuck, Larry?! I'm not your link into the black world, okay?

Wanda:You think farrakhan went out and bought up all the bow-ties or something? He's sitting there holding on to bow-ties and only muslims get 'em?

Wanda · Larry:What the hell... I think it's you, Wanda. One of y'all wanna grab cujo?

Wanda:You have a racist dog! That dog hates black people.

Wanda:Sheriff?! That's a perfect name for a racist dog.

Wanda:Where did you get this dog, the klan meeting or something?

Wanda:Sheriff the fucking dog that eats black people. What the fuck, man?

Wanda:Looking at me like I'm a damn t-bone.

Wanda:"This man is a racist. He has a racist dog. He has a dog that attacks black people."

Wanda · Larry:Wanda's place in L.A. is haunted. That's why she's out here. But now New York is haunted. Why? 'Cause he's here? Right?

Wanda:I'm still at the same email-- ihatelarry.

Larry · Wanda:I happen to be in top physical shape. Top physical shape? Yes, I am. As compared to what?

Wanda · Terry:Who would you rather run around the park with, huh? Just-- To be totally honest, Larry, she's paying me a little bit more.

Larry · Wanda:You know Judge Horn from TV? Oh yeah. He's an impartial third party. Why don't we let him decide? He's neutral.