Krazee Eyez Killa

Larry · Cheryl:Larry stepping on packing bubbles at a social event instead of mingling

Larry · Cheryl:He's getting allergy shots now... And everything's fine?

Larry:Oh, I like the Rice Krispies thing, yeah. 'Crackle and pop,' of course.

Krazee-Eyez Killa · Larry:Asian pussy. Krazee-Eyez Killa, you're getting married. Wanda's, you know, you can't do that anymore.

Krazee-Eyez Killa · Larry:Krazee-Eyez's detailed explanation of why Asian pussy is the best, followed by Larry's weak protest about his engagement

Larry:Well, yes, I'm your nigger.

Larry · Krazee-Eyez Killa:Larry accidentally saying 'I'm your nigger' instead of the slang version

Larry · Susie · Jeff:Larry refusing the house tour with 'You know, it's bedrooms, bathrooms... I get it'

Susie:Susie's explosive reaction: 'Get the fuck out of my house, okay? Get the fuck out right now!'

Susie:'Freak of fucking nature, doesn't want a house tour'

Larry · Cheryl:Everybody knows? ... That's not how he presented it to me.

Larry:You'll suck on my dick, I'll put a nut in your eye? That's a nice scenario for me.

Larry:'I want to have my penis, all right, and my testicles intact'

Larry:'I feel very queer taking house tours'

Larry:Larry doing a fake coffee commercial at breakfast

Larry:Pretend this is a commercial. Watch me do this as a commercial, okay? Boy, that's really good coffee.

Cheryl:What is up with the bubbles?! ... I'm tired of listening to these things pop all over.

Cheryl · Larry:Cheryl threw away the movie jacket 'because it had a hole in it'

Larry:'Of course it had a hole in it, that's where I got shot'

Store Clerk:'It's not a scoop neck, it's actually a v-neck'

Larry:Larry's sarcastic 'I never could have done that. That's so hard to do'

Larry:You think I'd send anybody to this piece of shit store?

Larry:'You think I'd send anybody to this piece of shit store?'

Wanda:'You goddamn right I am' when asked if she'll tell Krazee-Eyez that Larry told her

Wanda:You goddamn right I am.

Larry:Larry trying to find Krazee-Eyez in the phone book with various spelling attempts

Krazee-Eyez:There's my motherfucking nigga right there. Get your ass in here. Larry-fucking-David! God damn!

Krazee-Eyez Killa · Larry:Krazee-Eyez forcing Larry to take the house tour after Larry refused one earlier

Krazee-Eyez:We got some... got a table, a dining room table. You got some chairs and shit. ... It's made out of... some floor shit, you know what I'm saying?

Krazee-Eyez Killa:'I wanted three [steps], but I was like, four is better'

Larry · Krazee-Eyez Killa:'The bed's a lot smaller than I would have thought' / 'I can have three or four motherfuckers in there'

Krazee-Eyez Killa · Larry:Larry can throw trash anywhere because Krazee-Eyez has 'someone to clean up after'

Larry · Krazee-Eyez Killa:Larry's amazement at finding the exact same jacket he lost

Krazee-Eyez Killa:Krazee-Eyez casually giving away the jacket: 'Fuck it, I don't need it'

Krazee-Eyez:It's yours. Get out of here. Fuck it. ... Fuck it, I don't need it. I got plenty of shit right here.

Krazee-Eyez Killa · Larry:'Are you my Caucasian?' / 'I'm your fucking Caucasian'

Wanda · Barbara:'Do you know he's cheating on me?' / 'That no-good cock-eyed bastard'

Larry:'No fuckfest. Just Delicious, that's all'

Barbara:My husband is dead and I wouldn't fuck around.

Wanda:'I don't give a fuck about the wrong person!'

Barbara:You dumb ass, can't you see she is liquored up, horny? ... And you...'Oh, I don't want'...

Wanda:'He thinks he can go around L.A. just eating pussy left and right? No, uh-uh'

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's elaborate explanation about widow's faces when couples dance

Larry:'Yeah, a David promise is worthless. It doesn't mean anything'

Cheryl · Larry:Yeah, a 'David promise' is worthless. It's really no good? It doesn't mean anything.

Krazee-Eyez:He popping them fucking... Larry, I hear you popping those fucking bubbles. Get your ass down here!

Krazee-Eyez Killa · Larry:'I thought we were cool-de-la, man' / 'We ain't cool-de-la?'

Larry · Krazee-Eyez Killa:Larry throwing the jacket at Krazee-Eyez and being criticized for poor etiquette

Larry:Larry's final observation: 'But my neck is feeling pretty good'

Larry:'I think I swallowed a pubic hair'

Larry:I think I swallowed a pubic hair.

Larry:I think I swallowed a pubic hair.