The Tivo Guy

Larry · TiVo Guy:TiVo jumping and freezing while Larry tries to demonstrate the problem

Larry · TiVo Guy:Larry tells the guy not to spoil Lost, then the guy immediately spoils it anyway

Larry · Cheryl · TiVo Guy:Larry juggling the panicked phone call from Cheryl while desperately trying to keep the TiVo guy there

Larry · Cheryl · TiVo Guy:Larry asking about warranty cards and installers while Cheryl is trying to tell him she might die

Larry · Cheryl:Larry telling Cheryl to call back in 10 minutes while she's potentially facing death

Cheryl:Cheryl dramatically announcing 'I'm leaving' after the phone debacle

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's defense that he saved all her shows including 'Barefoot Contessa' and 'Project Runway'

Larry · Cheryl:Revelation that Larry talks during sex, specifically about fake crab vs real crab

Larry:Larry doubling down on the crab argument: 'You've gotta be a moron if you can't tell the difference'

Cheryl:Cheryl's realization: 'There's no other side. This is it!'

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's immediate concern about the airplane guy's breath quality and mint availability

Cheryl · Larry:The underwear company makes 'No-fly Zone' - underwear without flies

Larry:Larry's rant about how stupid no-fly underwear is: 'You have to drop the underwear to pee'

Larry · Susie:The tiny plate at Jeff and Susie's house

Larry · Jeff · Susie:Larry asking Cheryl to 'call me back in 10 minutes' when the plane is potentially going down

Jeff:Jeff's speech about loyalty to Larry: 'We have to stick with Larry' despite Cheryl being great

Larry · Jeff:The dinner phone rule fight with Jeff physically wrestling Larry for the phone

Larry · Iris:Larry telling the restaurant hostess his wife left him to cancel reservation

Larry · Iris:Iris's skeptical response and Larry's defensive escalation about the breakup story

Larry:Larry's sarcastic promise: 'In the future, if my wife leaves me, I'll make sure she does it in the morning'

Larry:Larry realizing Simon used the $10,000 loan to throw himself an expensive birthday party

Larry · Cheryl:Larry asking Cheryl to call the restaurant to confirm their breakup story

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's logic: 'Who would go to the lengths of saying their wife split up with them?' / Cheryl: 'You would.'

Simon:Simon disinviting Larry from his own party: 'We chose Cheryl'

Larry · Zev:Larry accidentally ripping the Xena Warrior Princess picture at the dry cleaners

Larry · Iris:Larry being denied a table at Primo's despite the reservation because Iris doesn't believe his wife left him

Larry · Iris:Restaurant hostess not believing breakup story, making Larry wait

Larry · restaurant patron:Man at restaurant loudly complaining about Larry talking to himself

Larry · Restaurant Patron:Larry arguing with the cell phone talker while talking to himself

Jodi:The Funkhousers choosing Cheryl over Larry

Larry · Jodi Funkhouser:Funkhouser family choosing Cheryl over Larry

Larry · Alana:Alana the housekeeper also working for Cheryl now and choosing her over Larry

Larry:Larry's comment about Glenn's 'nice head of hair'

Larry:Larry's passionate defense of penis rights: 'The penis needs an option, just like everybody else. The penis is human.'

Larry:Larry offering Glenn mints, tissues, and a pen in sequence

Larry · Leon:Larry's indignation about losing to a guy with 'thick, presidential Kennedy hair'

Larry · Lucy Lawless:Larry telling Lucy Lawless 'I actually think I could take you' after seeing her in person

Larry · Lucy Lawless:Larry's pickup line: 'I'm not a cool guy or anything... I would love to waste your time for a couple of hours'

Larry · Ted Danson:Larry's excitement about his pickup line working: 'I'm not a cool guy'! I'm gonna use it all the time!'

Larry · Ted Danson:Ted Danson choosing Cheryl too and not inviting Larry to the ocean fundraiser

Larry · Doctor · Leon:Larry's testicles getting caught in his underwear fly causing 'scrotal hematoma'

Doctor:Doctor recommending No-fly Zone underwear after Larry's injury

Leon:Leon's diagnosis: 'You got long balls, Larry. Long balls.'

Doctor · Larry:Doctor telling Larry no sex for a week right before his big date

Primo:Primo restaurant owner: 'We chose Cheryl'

Larry · Lucy Lawless:Larry's medical confession ruining the romantic moment with Lucy Lawless

Larry · Lucy Lawless:Larry explaining he can't have sex due to testicle injury when Lucy suggests her house

Lucy Lawless:Lucy Lawless: 'I was only talking about dinner, you big asshole'

Larry · Bouncer:Larry fighting the bouncer at Simon's party: 'That's my money!'

Larry:Larry's TiVo breaking down during the Lakers game ending