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Sienna Miller · Larry:Sienna Miller recognizing Larry from the news and praising him

Sienna Miller · Larry:Sienna says 'Keep in touch' and Larry interprets it as flirting

Larry · Homeless man:No, no, no, no, no! Stop, stop! Thanks, man.

Jeff:'It's so disrespectful. It's like sneezing in someone's face.'

Larry · Jeff:'I know vulva. That's a great car.' / 'No, it's not a car.' / 'It's one of the safest cars.'

Larry · Leon:Larry's balls are hanging out of his shorts, visible to others

Larry:I just saw your balls! They're hanging out with those shorts!

Leon:'Balls are disgusting. It's like the elephant man under your penis.'

Leon:Leon's theory about balls and brain having same pattern under magnifying glass

Larry:Honestly, that one was on purpose!

Larry:'That's a little better.' regarding father-in-law vs father dying

Larry:Larry's dog analogy: your dog vs your friend's dog dying

Larry:'Between you and me, my condolences aren't quite as deep as the average person's.'

Larry:Larry's theory that nobody means 'I love you' or 'sorry'

Larry:'It's our tree when you want lemons, and it's my tree when we have to take care of it'

Larry:'I can go the rest of my life without touching a lemon.'

Duane · Larry:'You're gonna put grapefruit on fish?' / 'I haven't actually put it on, but I've thought about it.'

Larry:'My point is lemons are a fungible citrus.'

Larry:'Well, you'd think his ancestors would be ashamed of him.'

Jeff:'You know the cruel irony of this, right? You're being railroaded.'

Freddy:Freddy's matter-of-fact announcement about having sex with neighbor's wife

Freddy:Blanks. Shooting blanks.

Freddy:'When the shit gets lit up, there's no goddamn rules.'

Freddy:'We do it at my house on the Funk-O-Matic. We're biting butts. We're biting the ears.'

Susie:'Do you smell musk? The sex musk you release is great for conception.'

Larry:'I got to say, for a male dog, it looks a tad effeminate.'

Larry:'I think you better get that dog a pronoun.'

Larry:I think you better get that dog a pronoun.

Jimmy the golf pro:'It's not a lingering bench, okay? It's an aesthetic bench.'

Larry:'Now, I've dropped before, but I've never tugged! And now I'm tugging!'

Larry:'I think this is the happiest I've ever been in my life!'

Jeff:No one on the planet would believe that you're happy.

Jeff · Larry:I'm sick of your historical references. If nominated, I will not run. If bequeathed, I will not accept.

Larry · Troy:Larry hits Troy with golf ball using the new technique

Larry:'I couldn't yell "fore". I mean, he can't hear.'

Larry:'I'm gonna just drop it over here. I'll drop it where the body was.'

Jeff · Larry:That could be my puppy! - Does your neighbor have a dog? - Yeah, there's a few dogs around. So maybe one of your neighbors' dogs.

Larry:'If he's dead, what are you gonna do, sit Shiva?'

Jeff:Either my puppy's dead or it's a neighbor's dog. Nothing you could do either way.

Larry:'Either my puppy's dead or it's a neighbor's dog. Nothing you could do either way.'

Susie:'This little boy, this little beautiful, little creature is dead, and you continue to play?'

Larry:'Certainly, I would give you more consideration than I gave the dog.'

Larry:Certainly, I would give you more consideration than I gave the dog. But ultimately, I think I'd play through.

Larry:'Well depends how I'm playing.'

Larry:'This is very un-Tubman-like behavior.'

Larry:'Harriet, they're dropping into the yard. I don't need it.'

Larry · Leon · Duane:Every Black person you meet, you say 'brother' to? - You say 'brother' and you give him one of those right there. - You too? - Respectful nod.

Larry:'You say "brother" and you give him one of those right there.'

Leon · Larry:A nod is like our 'aloha'. - I don't do a Jew nod. You guys got that song already, 'Hey, Jew'. That's Hey Jude with a D. J-U-D-E.

Larry:'Those withered grotesqueries just saved me 1,350 dollars!'

Larry:'What do you got, three sperm?'

Leon:'The only problem is you can't get someone pregnant on old-ass sperm when it's in powdered milk form.'

Leon:Leon's video message: 'I'm looking forward to tapping that ass. Hope you ready.'

Mr. Takahashi:'Wave means what? Hello. Goodbye. But it doesn't mean "I'm going to hit you with a golf ball".'

Mr. Takahashi:'It's kusai.' / 'Stinky.'

Larry · Jeff:'Sitting prohibited during lessons' sign on roped-off bench

Jeff:You're putting me in your will 'cause you want me to put you in my will.

Jeff:'You're putting me in your will 'cause you want me to put you in my will.'

Larry:'You cocksucker. You gave away Wordle? You fuck. That's so low.'

Larry · Jeff:'I got a friend in Israel!' / 'My friend lives on the equator!'

Larry:Don't look at the ball!' Give me a break! Moron!

Cheryl · Larry:'Isn't that something you should be doing in private? I got pants on. What are you talking about?'

Larry · Susie:Hey, shut the fuck up. - Don't you talk to my dog that way!

Larry:I think you're jealous that I'm the one who got arrested in Atlanta and I'm getting all this attention.

Larry:'I think you're jealous that I'm the one who got arrested in Atlanta'

Larry · Ted:I'm authentic. I care about myself. - And only yourself. There's an authenticity involved in caring about oneself.

Leon:This motherfucker can bend his body up and lick his own balls. Do you think that motherfucker can't lick his own nuts? Of course he can.

Leon:'That little motherfucker gon' come out with a mustache and bad credit.'

Leon:'Fuck is she, the cum police?'

Larry · Mr. Takahashi:Larry's elaborate fish dream explanation to Mr. Takahashi

Lydia · Leon:What was that? Was that a coyote? - Mabel? Did you hear a dog? I didn't hear shit.