Disgruntled

Unknown reader:The formal complaint letter signed 'Disgruntled' being read aloud with its petty grievances

Takahashi:Who is Disgruntled?

Larry:I am not Disgruntled. I mean, I'm disgruntled, but I'm not Disgruntled.

Waitress · Larry · Jeff · Irma:The breakfast menu cutoff at exactly 11:00 AM

Larry:It's like a Broadway play where they have to put in a new set. And so now they're putting in the lunch set.

Larry · Server:Larry's 'breakfast loophole' - deconstructing Cobb salad for breakfast components

Waitress:You're looking for a breakfast loophole. It's not gonna work. And you're not the first person to try.

Jeff:It was Five Easy Pieces, remember? With Jack Nicholson.

Larry · Waitress:Larry bringing his own organic eggs to the restaurant

Irma:And then it gives men breasts. You know, Larry could grow breasts.

Larry:I'd be pretty cute. Pretty, pretty, pretty cute.

Larry:No, it's a horrible idea. It's a terrible idea... Because it's a wa... It's a... It doesn't do anything. It's a waste of time.

Larry · Irma · Jeff:Larry's violent objection to couples therapy contrasted with Irma's recovery needs

Various diners · Waitress:The breakfast chaos after Larry breaks the 11 AM rule

Jeff · Susie:What the fuck? Much healthier. Thank you.

Jeff:I'm Disgruntled. It's me. I'm Disgruntled.

Larry:You tacked that thing up like you were Martin Luther.

Larry · Jeff:It's the best thing you've ever done in your life. Have I done any other good things? No. So this is the only one? This is the only decent thing. I've ever done? You've ever done.

Larry:That should be on your tombstone, 'I'm Disgruntled.'

Larry:Liberal darling. Get the hell out of here.

Willie · Larry:Who? Who called me an asshole? ... Although one person did call you an asshole.

Larry:But it's a universal fact that everybody is called an asshole! I'm sure Mother Teresa was called an asshole by someone.

Larry:Oh, look at Miss Perfect helping the lepers.

Larry:It was Troy. The Deaf actor at the club... I hit him with a golf ball because I couldn't yell 'fore.'

Willie:What, do you think he signed to me that you're an asshole?

Larry:I am most certainly not Disgruntled with a capital D. I'm disgruntled with a small D, Willie.

Larry · Irma:The J.G. Wentworth commercial singing between Larry and Irma

Larry · Melanie:I didn't know I was seeing you. Oh! I thought I was seeing Melanie Stainback.

Irma:He has a thing about phallic-shaped vegetables... I see him just stroking, stroking an eggplant.

Irma · Larry · Melanie:Irma's graphic description of Larry stroking phallic vegetables

Larry:Yeah, I'd eat a cucumber if it was square. I don't care that it's phallic shaped.

Melanie:Does your husband have a very low-hanging scrotal sac? A lot of guys do.

Melanie:Does your husband have a very low-hanging scrotal sac? ... When he goes to the bathroom in the night... I hear them slapping on his thighs.

Melanie:It sounds like, you know... A flip-flop in a Mexican resort.

Susie:He's never fucking home... But the issue is, he hates the fucking place.

Larry:What's going on over there? You guys hear the sneeze?

Larry:He's the guy in the next office! He's best friends with Takahashi. He heard everything we said.

Leon · Larry:I got one question. What's a urologist? ... It's nothing. You pee in a cup.

Leon:I love peeing in cups. You know what I'm saying? I like peeing in big-ass bowls, but I'll pee in a cup.

Leon:The man that makes corn chips on the cob is gonna be a fucking billionaire.

Irma:I walked into the council chamber naked, and all I remember is the air on my nipples and the looks of admiration and horror.

Hobie · Larry:That's why they call him Long Ball Larry. Just kidding, Larry. That's a good one. That's gonna stick. Long Ball Larry.

Melanie · Larry:I should've gotten the eggs. I was rushed into pancakes. You rushed me into pancakes. You did.

Irma:I should've gotten the eggs. I was rushed into pancakes.

Larry · Waitress:Something's amiss with the eggs... I know that you were a little upset the other day when I got breakfast after 11:00. Maybe you got a little breakfast grudge?

Takahashi · Larry:Are you Disgruntled? No, I am not Disgruntled... Yeah, that's you. Yeah. I do scowl. And I will admit to muttering.

Willie:This is 21 dollars at Supercuts.

Larry · Willie:This one's caramel colored, and this one has an almond sheen. A sheen? I don't see a sheen on this. There's a sheen. Yeah. Eggs don't even have a sheen. Eggs have a sheen. No sheen here. There's a sheen, Willie!

Leon:Sometimes I pee right in the condom, and I'll just take it off, tie a little knot in that motherfucker and throw it in the trash, and keep on fucking.

Leon:You ain't no piss doctor! You a ass doctor! ... You don't do that shit to people, man!

Larry:My whole life, I hated strawberries... And then one day, I had a fresh strawberry right from the ground... Changed my life... It's like people, Willie. You don't really know them until you taste them.

Willie:There's a lot of fruit out there, and I think we're bumping up against our time, and I kind of see us going all the way down the produce aisle, so I'm gonna stop you there.

Multiple club members:You are in big trouble, because you are Disgruntled! I'm Disgruntled! What, you? Yes. I'm Disgruntled. I'm Disgruntled. I'm Disgruntled. I'm Disgruntled, too. I'm Disgruntled. Baka!

Melanie:The chef at the club is eating all of Larry's organic fucking eggs? I knew it!