Bens Birthday Party

Dance Instructor · Larry:Dance instructor's overly serious critique of Larry's choreography and shoes

Michael · Larry:Michael recognizes Larry from helping him move three years ago when Larry was soliciting strangers on the street

Michael · Rhonda:Michael proudly announces 'I hooked up with a model' about his blind girlfriend

Larry · Ben:Larry's President's Day analogy for Ben's belated birthday party

Larry:Larry's blunt assessment: 'It's a total scam. He introduced her as a model. She's like completely bullshitting this guy 'cause he's blind.'

Larry · Kim:Larry's awkward half-standup greeting for Richard's 'fake niece'

Larry · Kim:Larry's transition from casual conversation to 'So Anna Nicole Smith, she's got uh... some pair of knockers on her, huh?' followed by awkward silence

Larry · Party guests:Larry's shock at being the only person who took 'no gifts' literally

Larry:Larry stuck holding a kebab skewer all night with nowhere to put it

Larry · Michael:Larry's blunt 'Eh' when Michael asks if he thinks Rhonda is beautiful

Larry · Michael:Larry's assumption about blind people having better hearing: 'I thought you hear like a dog'

Larry · Michael:Larry pointing out advantages of being blind: 'That's one of the advantages, right? That and the good hearing.'

Susie · Larry:Susie's shirt reveal and Larry's honest reaction: 'Not quite my cup of tea'

Susie · Larry:Susie's explosive response: 'Fuck you and fuck your tea. Whoever said you had taste, Mr. Hushpuppy-rumpled-suit look?'

Larry · Cady:Larry's rant about birthday party statute of limitations

Larry · Cady:Larry's kebab and scrotum connection: 'Stick yourself in the scrotum? Then what do you got? Scrotum kebab.'

Larry · Dalton · Party guests:Larry hearing 'I love tits' in telephone game instead of 'I love pigs'

Larry · Ben:Larry refusing to sing Happy Birthday: 'I hate the song. I don't sing that.'

Larry · Ben:Larry refusing to sing Happy Birthday: 'I hate the song. I don't sing that.'

Larry · Ben:Larry accidentally stabbing Ben in the eye with the kebab skewer during golf swing demonstration

Larry · Michael:Larry's inability to relate to blind Michael: 'It's hard to talk to a blind guy. You have no references.'

Larry · Michael:Larry's Brad Pitt comparison: 'I'd like to tell my wife I look like Brad Pitt, but unfortunately she can see.'

Ben · Larry:Ben's complaint about Larry not shaking hands because of snot speckles

Kim · Larry:Kim showing off her new breast implants to Larry

Cheryl · Larry:Cheryl's reaction to Larry touching Kim's breasts: 'Happy anniversary. Because that was your 10th anniversary gift right there.'

Cheryl · Larry:Cheryl calling the breast touching Larry's '10th anniversary gift'

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's titmouse/mouse confusion leading to Cheryl's 'You are obsessed with tits' accusation

Larry · Cheryl:Larry calling a bird a 'titmouse' and Cheryl's reaction about his tit obsession

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's defense about the telephone game: 'The kid said, "I love tits." That's what he said to me.'

Larry · Cheryl:Larry's telephone game defense escalation

Michael · Larry:Michael's callous 'You need to be with a good-looking woman? Who do you think you are?' after breaking up with Rhonda because of Larry's honesty

Larry · Susie:Larry buying Susie's shirt to make amends with Ben

Larry · Jeff:Larry buying Susie's shirt as a gift for Ben

Larry · Jeff:Larry's complaint about kebab sticks: 'I saw five people holding sticks. I did. I was checking.'

Larry · Susie:Larry's elaborate justification for wanting the shirt: 'It's like you go to a movie and it kind of stays with you'

Ben · Larry:Ben's enthusiasm for the shirt Larry hated: 'I love these' / 'She told me how much you liked them'

Larry · Director:Larry's confusion about stage directions: 'Is that my left, or "if I'm sitting in the audience" my left?'