The Terrorist Attack

Larry · Restaurant Friend:What are you touching? No reason to touch.

Cheryl:Larry, you are so rude.

Larry:Well, I smelled her perfume. It's hard not to notice.

Larry:He runs to the bathroom every time the check comes.

Cheryl:Yeah, it's our third child.

Larry:When you said 'Mr. Duplicity,' I thought you were referring to me...

Larry:She'll tell me. People confide in me. Everybody opens up to me.

Stu:I'll go to the little fat boy's room.

Larry:I said don't pick up the check!

Wanda:There is going to be a terrorist attack this weekend in LA.

Larry:Why don't we call the terrorists and ask them could they pick another weekend more suited for you?

Larry:Why don't we call the terrorists and ask them could they pick another weekend more suited for you?

Larry:Then at least, you know, one of us would... survive.

Larry:Almost seems a little... selfish that you would want both of us to... perish.

Larry:But hopefully I could at some point get back some semblance of a life.

Larry:But hopefully I could at some point get back some semblance of a life.

Larry:They're not going to Orange County, the terrorists. They have nothing in Orange County.

Larry:They're not going to Orange County, the terrorists. They have nothing in Orange County.

Larry:I was driving around, I saw your shop, I thought, 'I've got to tell Mindy.'

Mindy:I have really misjudged you. I can't thank you enough. You are an amazing person.

Mindy:This is before-shave.

Cheryl:Larry David... apologize? That's very... unusual, yes, highly unusual, yes.

Larry:I feel like I apologize to somebody every day. Who says 'I'm sorry' more than me?

Stu:Some time this weekend. You'll notice Alanis Morissette is not here.

Stu · Jeff:It sounds like it might've started with Mindy Reiser. And guess who told Mindy?

Larry:I felt bad because I snubbed Mindy at dinner the other night, I didn't talk to her and l... Told her there'd be a terrorist attack in Los Angeles this weekend?

Jeff:Why do you think we don't talk to her? She has a big mouth!

Larry:I know what you do every time the check comes... you run to the bathroom.

Stu:I invented that trick.

Larry:Everything's 'freaking' with this guy. He can't say the word fuck?

Cheryl:You should think about how much money you just lost for the NRDC.

Larry:N-E-S-T-L-E-S Nestle's makes the very best... Sorr-ry.

Unknown:My kids could've been wiped out. They go to school.

Wanda:Hey, big mouth!

Larry:It would've been nice if there was a small explosion, where nobody got hurt. A little firecracker or something.

Martin Short:Larry! Oh my God, Larry, how are you?

Martin Short:No, that sounds like Miss Piggy.

Martin Short:No, now you've had a stroke.

Alanis:Me too, I've been urinating all day.

Stu:You've got to be kidding me?! They invited the Reisers and not us?

Larry:So that's who it is. I'll see you later.

Stu:Freak you! Freak you!

Larry:I know who this song is about.