The Nanny From Hell

Larry:A little plumbing. Got to plumb. Plumb the depths... the depths of hell.

Larry:You ought to try schlepping marble one day. It's a schlep.

Larry:Hey, Hugh... that sounds funny.

Larry:He coined the phrase, 'The blank from hell.'

Jeff:Speedo. Speedo.

Jeff:Oh, yeah, it sounds great. No, it is, it's really good. It's good, trust me. It'll all be fine.

Jeff:I was saying to my wife, 'You should let me date, because it'll bring us much closer...'

Bakery worker:It's so moist, it's like eating a sponge.

Larry:No wonder you're going out of business.

Larry:'It's like eating a delicious sponge.' Did I tell you?

Larry · Jeffrey:It's moot, they're going out of business. / That's not moot. / How's that not moot? / It's not moot.

Jeffrey:You have to use the cabana. They won't let you in the house.

Worker · Larry:I'd love to make a concession... An exception?

Worker · Larry:You're gonna go number one, right? Yes. I'll be done in two seconds. Just number one!

Larry:Nobody can turn down the David charm once I turn it on.

Larry:It's bigger than mine. He's got a bigger penis than me.

Cheryl · Larry:It's like a freak show... We got a freak show here.

Larry:It's like having a 'whisper lunch.' Like the Mafia thing.

Richard · Larry:This is the lunch from hell. / Where'd you hear that expression?

Larry:You've got arms on your chair. Look at that. I got no arms, what is that?

Larry:And for some reason I had a side dish of applesauce. I have to tell you it was really fantastic.

Hugh:You buy it at a supermarket. It comes in a jar.

Larry:The kid's got some penis on him. He's pretty good.

Hugh · Larry:I'm not talking about your wife's tits. This is rude. / You could say my wife has nice tits as long as it's complimentary.

Larry:Hugh, not 'you,' Hugh, okay? H-yoo... Hugh.

Cheryl:It seems that one of the guests felt the cabana bathroom was beneath him and made his way into the main house.

Martine:No, I don't 'dime,' I didn't dime.

Martine:Except I don't stink. Your home is big.

Larry:I happened to mention that I caught a glimpse of his son's penis... How about that thing? It's huge!

Martine:Before that, I worked at Magic Mountain in the 'Looney Tunes' Lodge for 15 years.

Larry:She tells me she likes to pet horses. She enjoys a good corn dog.

Cheryl · Larry:I don't want the nanny from hell in my house. Where did you hear that... 'the blank from hell'?

Larry:She takes baths with her socks on.

Cheryl · Larry:My dad has been saying that... Richard Lewis coined that, Cheryl.

Larry:This is a win-win situation. Win-win.

Larry · Bakery worker:How many sponge-cakes do you have left? I have a dozen left. I'll take them all.

Susie:Larry, he's not fat enough as it is? He needs this many?

Martine · Susie:A big bird told me. / You knew I was pregnant? It's bad luck!

Larry · Richard:You 'clapse'? Yeah, I'll collapse. You don't say 'co-llapse,' you say 'claps.'

Richard:That's the 'porn baby'? Why is the porn baby here?

Larry · Hugh's son:You shush. Shush! / You shh, 'poopyhead.' / No, you shush, dodo brain.

Larry · Hugh:Fuck h-yoo. / Fuck you. / Fuck Hugh! / Hugh!

Larry:She worked at that 'Looney Tunes' Lodge for 15 years and she kept hearing that song over and over. She must have snapped from hearing it.

Susie:My fall was broken by... 12 sponge-cakes.