Thor

Larry:"Can I get you some coffee?" Wouldn't you love that?

Jeff:I don't want Susie yammering about what they are

Larry:The craziest thing I've done: I've been on the bottom. You know, that's it.

Larry:I don't tell my wife anything, I don't confide in my wife. I don't trust anybody. I just treat her like an acquaintance.

Larry:It's almost worse than confronting a mourner.

Cheryl:Are you thinking about sex?

Cheryl:Whenever you're quiet, you're usually thinking about sex.

Larry:You got a lot going on in there. Like, sick things going on, is that what you think?

Larry:I've never had a meeting in my house or in my office. I don't even need chairs in front of my desk. Nobody ever sits there.

Larry:I'd know that tush anywhere.

Thor:Have you heard of Columbine? It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence.

Thor:You are looking at 245 pounds of steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. I will body-slam you so hard that you will poop your bald pants.

Thor:I will break it off, and shove it up your sphincter.

Larry:Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire?

Larry:For a verbal response, $10. Anybody want to make $10 and respond verbally?

Larry:The guy's license is '14 THOR.' And he looked like a Norseman of some kind.

Larry:Jesus, am I fat!

Larry · Jason:I was kind of thinking maybe tomorrow we could do it in my office in Santa Monica... No, that's okay, let's not do that.

Jason:This is not a meeting about the show. This is about having a meeting.

Cheryl:Why did you tell Wanda she has a big ass?

Larry:I yelled out the window and I said, 'I'd know that tush anywhere.'

Larry · Cheryl:I like big asses, there's no problem... You like big asses?

Wanda:You yelled out, 'Hey, big ass Wanda.'

Wanda:You have an ass man... You are an ass man.

Susie:He is such a slimy, spineless creature that he sends you to do his dirty work.

Susie:Freak That Booty, Big Ass Momma, all his favorites.

Susie:He violates me, Larry. He defiles me.

Larry:I don't have a closet in my house. I'm used to throwing things. I throw them on the floor, that's how all my clothes are at home... I don't even have a bed. I sleep on a big pile of clothes.

Larry:I'm a disgusting man.

Jeff's Mom:You like that old car. You know the back seat faces out. So that you can see where you've been.

Larry:I want you to let the air out of somebody's tires. It says '14 THOR' on the license plate.

Larry:Wrestling's fixed... All the matches are set up beforehand. The winners are all pre-determined.

Larry:Dad's kind of a big fake. You know what he is? He's more of an actor than a wrestler.

Larry:You tell him the bald turd said hello, okay?

Larry:We can't seem to agree on the locus equidistant of points.

Larry:I suggested a restaurant, he thought it was too close to me. Then he suggested one, and I thought it was too close to him... and, we just can't get it together.

Cheryl:Oh, my God.