Cubert

Cubert · Crew:What? You've never seen a genius's wiener before? No. Never. Well, once in the park.

Cubert:There's someone I'd like you to meet. His name is depth perception.

Cubert:I didn't realize you were the inventor of the junk heap.

Professor · Translator · Cubert:Unfortunately, so far... it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language. Hello. Bonjour. Crazy gibberish!

Cubert · Professor:That's impossible. You can't go faster than the speed of light. Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.

Cubert:Your explanations are pure weapons-grade bologna-ium.

Cubert:No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.

Cubert:I don't want to be an inventor. I want to be something useful, like a teacher's aide... or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer.

Cubert:In your life, your only half-decent invention was me. And I didn't turn out like you wanted either.

Cubert:As you probably don't know... odors are made up of particles that can't travel through space.

Cubert · Fry:That's a complete load. Nothing's a complete load. Not if you can imagine it.

Professor · Cubert:Oh, don't worry, son. You will. Incidentally, read up on the condition known as wandering bladder. Why? No reason. No reason at all.

Cubert:Stupid senior citizens! Why should we pay for their benefits? I deserve free money!

Dwight · Cubert · Dwight:It must be hungry. - Black holes don't need food. - Neither do nerds.

Cubert:Good news, everyone. I'm a horse's butt.

Cubert:We're practically old enough to find the Fox Network infantile.

Cubert:Voilà! You got a quarter?

Cubert · Dwight:There's a crack in the hull here. That could cause explosive decompression. Put a sticker on it.

Professor Farnsworth · Cubert:That's a big number, 50. - Yeah. If you're an idiot.

Cubert:Take evasive action! It's closing in. You can't avoid it. It's a cheek-seeker.

Cubert:Aren't you impressed now, Pops? Aren't you? Aren't you?

Cubert:Dwight Lightning.

Bender · Unknown crew member · Cubert · Bender:You rotten kids! - Will you be hiring? - No. - You rotten kids!

Leela · Cubert · Dwight:They'll make the ship go faster. - And what's your scientific basis for thinking that? - I'm 12.

Cubert:This is a delivery company, not a delivery room.

Cubert:We couldn't handle them. We dumped the extras in a crater on the moon.

Cubert · Professor Farnsworth:Can I use the gun, Dad? - What kind of father would I be if I said no?

Cubert:You are the bravest dads in the entire trauma center.

Cubert:This show is awesome! When I grow up, I'm gonna have so much amnesia.

Dwight · Cubert:Me too! I mean, I have it now. But I forgot. Well, mine's louder!

Cubert:We're 12. So, yes.

Cubert · Dwight:Do clones even have birthdays? Duh. Duh what?

Cubert · Professor:That one! Yes. It was 13 years ago next week. I used this very fork.

Dwight · Cubert:This party pukes. Yeah! The guests were supposed to be here three hours ago.

Cubert:Hey, Dad. Bite my shiny metal ass!

Cubert:From Bender, my good jerkwad.

Cubert · Dwight:We could commit a burglary. Hey, yeah! Bender loves to burgle!

Cubert · Dwight:Hold up, though. Who could we rob? We don't know anyone with cool stuff. Duh. We know someone who runs on pure cool fuel: Bender!

Dwight · Cubert:We stole it! Oh, crumb.

Cubert:Enjoy your outdated format, grandpa.

Zoidberg · Cubert:Wait! We still have to discuss the facts of life. What are they?!

Zoidberg · Cubert:I remembered you liked superheroes, so I painted you a mural on your wall. This is Father-Man. He fights crime to earn Son-Boy's respect. Is it working? This is sucky! You suck! Who taught you to do three-point perspective? I could make a better mural with my butt!

Cubert:I'm sorry for treating you like a total Zoidberg... I mean, loser.

Cubert:Whoa! You're like some kind of Dumpster Jedi.

Bender · Cubert:Sounds like fun on a bun! - Deleted. - Aw.

Cubert:How. You taught me how.

Cubert:That's my name.

Cubert:Someone used to care about me? Hooray!

Cubert · URL:Told you I'd get away with it. That'll do, pig.