The latest trend in social networking and having no life takes over Earth; and Fry posts an embarrassing video of Leela on-line.
WAR
37.8
Wins Above Replacement
“Attack Of The Killer App” ranks #90 of 137 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 76.2 — Great. The episode packs 61 scored jokes at 3.3 per minute, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.5 on impact, with Fry landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Susan (Leela's boil): I'm not nothing. All my life everyone's called me nothing.
Professor: They cut off one of my dimensions!
Mom: thanks to twitcher, morons voluntarily spew out every fact I need to exploit them!
Mom Dark/Subversive Observational ★ Rewatch Fry: her dignity sac will rupture.
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: Shut up and take my money!
Fry Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Standout Moments
Professor: They cut off one of my dimensions!
Mom: thanks to twitcher, morons voluntarily spew out every fact I need to exploit them!
Mom Dark/Subversive Observational ★ Rewatch Susan (Leela's boil): I'm not nothing. All my life everyone's called me nothing.
All Jokes — 61 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Mayor: the 83rd or 84th annual e-waste recycling festival!
Mayor Observational Character Comedy Unknown character: Sorry. I get aroused in crowds.
Mayor: this old, inefficient vote rigger!
Mayor Dark/Subversive Observational ★ Rewatch Mayor: I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
Mayor Irony/Sarcasm Absurdist Japanese toilet: Please not to throw away. I give you happy poopie time.
Mayor: Sorry, you know too much.
Mayor Dark/Subversive Callback Unknown character: Seems like a good place to ditch some evidence.
Flexo · Bender: we cause erectile dysfunc... Who are you talking to? No one. Your mama.
Mayor: by an expendable team of minimum-wage nobodies.
Mayor Dark/Subversive Irony/Sarcasm Professor Farnsworth: Good news, nobodies!
Third world worker: to make rat poison and artificial sweeteners.
Third world worker: This thing is 40% chromium!
Third world worker: Really? Then don't look over there.
Third world worker: Let's play find the shiny!
Third world worker: No, not the whipping.
Old-time phone operator · Leela: Your call to Saint Louis has gone through.
Eyephone commercial narrator: download porno on a crowded bus, even check your e-mail while getting hit by a train.
Woman on phone: Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do!
Bender · Fry: We are on line. It is across town. Stop thinking, fry!
Bender: Stop thinking, fry!
Bender Character Comedy Setup/Punchline Bender · Amy: Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass? Several!
Amy: It's that obscure underground song that's constantly playing everywhere.
Amy Irony/Sarcasm Observational ★ Rewatch Fry: Shut up and take my money!
Fry Character Comedy Escalation ★ Rewatch Mom: Say, you're from one of those ethnicities that knows about technology.
Mom Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Fry: Screaming during eyephone installation
Fry Physical/Slapstick Visual Gag Amy: But don't takey word for it. Unbiased-reviews-dot-mom says
Amy Irony/Sarcasm Observational Mom: And when I say killer app, I mean killer app!
Mom Wordplay/Pun Dark/Subversive Cubert: Enjoy your outdated format, grandpa.
Cubert Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Fry · Bender: These eyephones are phones, too? Duh.
Leela: That's how I can eat this taco. And this spaghetti.
Leela Escalation Physical/Slapstick Fry: All I did was add a laugh track and twit it to my 10,000 followers.
Fry Observational Dark/Subversive Fry: Burping eggs, scratching my underarm fungus, looking for love. Send.
Fry Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Scruffy: This thing always seems to know when I got the munchies!
Scruffy Observational Character Comedy Fry: Can I somehow charge it to my eyephone for an additional fee?
Fry Character Comedy Absurdist Bender: Can you believe 50,000 idiots swallow that crap? Send. Oops.
Bender Irony/Sarcasm Character Comedy Fry · Amy: You have 50,000 followers? I only have three. Send. / I unsubscribed yesterday.
Bender · Fry: Like this video of you doing karate in your underpants.
Fry · Bender: Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy? August 6, 1991.
Fry Bender Setup/Punchline Observational ★ Rewatch Professor: August 6, 1991.
Professor Observational Meta/Self-Referential ★ Rewatch Bender: What comes out one end, we feed to the other. Also Indian food.
Bender Dark/Subversive Escalation Mom: Are you dumb bastards listening to me, you dumb bastards?
Mom: for instead of infecting computers, it infects the human brain.
Mom Dark/Subversive Escalation Mom · Son: The important thing is, we're a family. No, it's not!
Mom Son Setup/Punchline Character Comedy Fry: I'm gonna have to swim in the juice of the puke-me-poop-you.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort Fry: I'm gonna have to swim in the juice of the puke-me-poop-you.
Fry Wordplay/Pun Cringe/Discomfort Callback Fry: Who was that... the Queen of England?
Fry Character Comedy Observational Bender: All of its orifices are in use.
Bender Dark/Subversive Visual Gag Susan: A boil kinna have a name?
Susan Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Fry Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Fry: Million-follower gross.
Fry Observational Wordplay/Pun Elzar: If it ain'ts the world's number ones Internet sensation!
Elzar Character Comedy Callback Callback Fry: her dignity sac will rupture.
Fry Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Hermes: Thar, I turned a regular board into a diving board.
Hermes Setup/Punchline Absurdist Professor: Sweet Georgia Brown of Kingston Town. It's a tie.
Walt: between one million and two million zombies.
Walt Observational Character Comedy Scruffy: Like that giant caterpillar what ate Jared from subway.
Susan: Susan: That's not the only place you need a terrible weight lifted.
Susan Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Susan: Susan: Oh, hold your nose and give it a go.
Susan Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun 