Attack Of The Killer App

Mayor:the 83rd or 84th annual e-waste recycling festival!

Unknown character:Sorry. I get aroused in crowds.

Mayor:this old, inefficient vote rigger!

Mayor:I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Japanese toilet:Please not to throw away. I give you happy poopie time.

Mayor:Sorry, you know too much.

Unknown character:Seems like a good place to ditch some evidence.

Flexo · Bender:we cause erectile dysfunc... Who are you talking to? No one. Your mama.

Mayor:by an expendable team of minimum-wage nobodies.

Professor Farnsworth:Good news, nobodies!

Third world worker:to make rat poison and artificial sweeteners.

Third world worker:This thing is 40% chromium!

Third world worker:Really? Then don't look over there.

Third world worker:Let's play find the shiny!

Third world worker:No, not the whipping.

Old-time phone operator · Leela:Your call to Saint Louis has gone through.

Eyephone commercial narrator:download porno on a crowded bus, even check your e-mail while getting hit by a train.

Woman on phone:Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do!

Bender · Fry:We are on line. It is across town. Stop thinking, fry!

Bender:Stop thinking, fry!

Bender · Amy:Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass? Several!

Amy:It's that obscure underground song that's constantly playing everywhere.

Fry:Shut up and take my money!

Mom:Say, you're from one of those ethnicities that knows about technology.

Fry:Screaming during eyephone installation

Amy:But don't takey word for it. Unbiased-reviews-dot-mom says

Mom:And when I say killer app, I mean killer app!

Cubert:Enjoy your outdated format, grandpa.

Professor:They cut off one of my dimensions!

Fry · Bender:These eyephones are phones, too? Duh.

Leela:That's how I can eat this taco. And this spaghetti.

Fry:All I did was add a laugh track and twit it to my 10,000 followers.

Fry:Burping eggs, scratching my underarm fungus, looking for love. Send.

Mom:thanks to twitcher, morons voluntarily spew out every fact I need to exploit them!

Scruffy:This thing always seems to know when I got the munchies!

Fry:Can I somehow charge it to my eyephone for an additional fee?

Bender:Can you believe 50,000 idiots swallow that crap? Send. Oops.

Fry · Amy:You have 50,000 followers? I only have three. Send. / I unsubscribed yesterday.

Bender · Fry:Like this video of you doing karate in your underpants.

Fry · Bender:Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy? August 6, 1991.

Professor:August 6, 1991.

Bender:What comes out one end, we feed to the other. Also Indian food.

Mom:Are you dumb bastards listening to me, you dumb bastards?

Mom:for instead of infecting computers, it infects the human brain.

Mom · Son:The important thing is, we're a family. No, it's not!

Fry:I'm gonna have to swim in the juice of the puke-me-poop-you.

Fry:I'm gonna have to swim in the juice of the puke-me-poop-you.

Fry:Who was that... the Queen of England?

Bender:All of its orifices are in use.

Susan (Leela's boil):I'm not nothing. All my life everyone's called me nothing.

Susan:A boil kinna have a name?

Fry:Ew, she's Scottish.

Fry:Million-follower gross.

Elzar:If it ain'ts the world's number ones Internet sensation!

Fry:her dignity sac will rupture.

Hermes:Thar, I turned a regular board into a diving board.

Professor:Sweet Georgia Brown of Kingston Town. It's a tie.

Walt:between one million and two million zombies.

Scruffy:Like that giant caterpillar what ate Jared from subway.

Susan:Susan: That's not the only place you need a terrible weight lifted.

Susan:Susan: Oh, hold your nose and give it a go.