In A Gadda Da Leela

Bartley's Rocket Wax commercial character:I wax my rocket every day!

Zapp:Well, obviously, Zapp Brannigan could save you, but...

Zapp:I surrender and volunteer for treason.

Zapp:The long, dramatic corridor. That's never a good sign.

Security system:Glove recognized. Proceed, Mrs. Eisenhower.

Nixon:Reptilicus, hit the thingy.

Aide · Nixon:That's all the resolution we have. Making it bigger doesn't make it clearer. It does on CSI: Miami.

Nixon:but it was like shooting bbs at Bebe Rebozo.

Nixon:Erased that planet like 18 minutes of incriminating tape.

Zapp:Oh, I just wish I understood why. Why I should care.

Zapp:My instinct is to hide in this barrel like the wily fish.

Professor:Let's see how crazy I am now, Nixon. The correct answer is 'very.'

Professor · Zapp:It's right in front of you. I find that... Ow! ...To believe.

Zapp:But how exactly is this happy meal toy going to destroy a giant death-sphere?

Professor:All death-spheres have one vulnerable opening.

Nixon · Zapp · Leela · Professor:I say Brannigan. I say no. - I say me. - I say Leela. - I say yes. - I say no. I say Leela, too. I say yes again.

Zapp:It'll help us achieve maximum thrust.

Bender:I haven't felt much of anything since my Guinea pig died.

GPS voice:Feel the entrance, Leela.

Zapp · Leela:V-giny? Doesn't ring a bell. Hmm, I don't like the looks of this V-giny.

Zapp:This is it... the moment we should have trained for.

Zapp:I can't face this mysterious planet alone without you or someone like you.

Zapp:If anyone can move it, I can. No one can move it.

Leela:This space suit is making me sweat like a sow.

Zapp:I'll try to avert my eyes from your nudery.

Zapp:You will? Eh, what's the point? You'll have to look sooner or later.

Leela:What a thoughtful and considerate thing to say. What the hell's wrong with you?

Zapp:Perhaps it's the fresh air or a severe head injury.

Bender:How should I know? And how come you never ask if I'm okay? I'm feeling a little neglected here.

Bender:Well, I guess it's time to indulge in some end-of-the-world debauchery. Who's up for an orgy?

Amy:Maybe a parcheesi tournament.

Fry:Like The Pimpsons and Ass-o-rama?

Professor:First came X-3 the nude beach planet, then Poopiter, and finally that world that can't be mentioned in polite company.

Fry · Leela:You mean... How dare you.

Zapp:Why couldn't a water fountain have fallen on me?

Zapp:Stealth technology makes the ship impossible to locate, yet easy to stub your crotch on.

Zapp · Leela:It's a veritable garden of eden. It is?

Zapp:No. We're both delirious from dehydration. Just like Adam and Eve.

Scruffy:I'll thinks it overs while I engages is five-dollar hooker.

Scruffy:Yuck! I don't wants no three-dollar hooker. I'm going backs to the adults bookstore.

Fry · Clerk:Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library. No. Pubic library.

Leela · Snake:Oh, God, I'm actually starting to miss him. Maybe you two belong together. We do not. And you can't talk.

Zapp:Guess who just killed a woodchuck with his bare feet?

Hermes:Well, now I've heard everything. On my iPod.

Fry:Hey, I'm proud of you, Bender... avoiding sin for almost a full minute. Bender?

Bender:What's the worst that could happen?

Zapp:We're the only two humans left in the universe!

Zapp · Leela:Like the tuba. Yes! We'll be like Adam and Eve. Only without the tuba.

Leela · Zapp:Yuck! Is that really what happened in the Bible? It's a sick and twisted book of holiness, all right.

Zapp:With less Sodom and more Gomorrah.

Leela:Those nut-berries you found were so salty, I couldn't think straight. I mean, not to belabor it, but they were as salty as that bag of trail mix Fry gave me. Exactly as salty.

Zapp:I exaggerated when I said I picked it from the treetops.

Zapp:I wanted to offer you the chocolates... I truly did... but I was concerned about your waistline. Very concerned.

Zapp:But then I wouldn't have been able to provide the loving care you wouldn't have needed.

Bender:Ah, this seems like a good place to take a dump.

Leela:You said there wasn't any toilet paper! And that humanity was annihilated!

Zapp · Leela:The alleged 'telescope' was a toilet paper tube. You said there wasn't any toilet paper!

V-GINY satellite:Hear the righteous word of the mighty V-giny! The mighty V-giny!

V-GINY satellite:Unacceptable wardrobe malfunction!

Zapp:Well... if it's to save Earth... I guess I could take one for the team.

Zapp:Those giant guns are making me feel sort of inadequate. I'm not sure if I can...

Bender:Move it. I gotta get home and do laundry.

Zapp:Was it as good for you as it was for the human race?