Amazon Women In The Mood

Fry:So has Fry. What's the big deal?

Fry:He's got me beat.

Unknown speaker:Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. All in favor? All opposed? All abstaining?

Unknown speaker:He's dead. He always seemed so full of life. Laughing, singing, begging for scraps. And now this!

Zoidberg:Why with all the crying? So, that's where I left my shell.

Unknown speaker · Zoidberg:I didn't know it came off. It was getting a little cramped, so I molted, why not?

Zoidberg · Leela:The fresh air feels good. - Stop doing that!

Amy · Zoidberg:Those were toenail clippings. A feast is a feast.

Amy:Did you swallow your phone again?

Zapp:Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman.

Zapp:Oh, that's rich! Go on.

Zapp:Yes, it was in all the papers.

Zapp · Leela:Then let the negotiations begin. I propose we go out on 10 dates. How about zero? Nine. Zero. Seven? Eight?

Zapp · Leela:Five, and that's my final offer. Four! One. Two. Half. I'll take it.

Leela · Zapp · Leela · Zapp · Leela · Zapp:Five, and that's my final offer. Four! - One. - Two. - Half. - I'll take it.

Leela:We'll meet you for part of dinner and half of a movie.

Zapp:Wrong, wrong, wrong. And what's that? Candy? Candy's for dorks. Give me that.

Zapp:Well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.

Leela · Zapp:Half-date. Half-bottle. Quarter-shell. He's not hungry. It's expensive.

Zapp:And I'd like two steaks, and the ladies will have sensual salads with low-cal sensual dressing.

Kif:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance?

Kif:I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Leela:This half-date is entirely over. Amy? Conference.

Zapp:There's one way into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak, of course, of karaoke.

Zapp:Let me show you why they call me 'The Velour Fog.'

Zapp:She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.

Leela · Zapp:She's out of control! - You win again, gravity!

Zoidberg:Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!

Bender:I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive!

Zoidberg:You Latins are so hot-blooded.

Phone recording:The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet.

Fry · Bender:Bender, think of the señoritas! Vámonos!

Zapp:Well, nothing to do but repopulate the human race, just me and you. And maybe you.

Amazon women:Me hear people, but me not see. Everybody make mistake.

Zapp:Well, hello. I usually don't say this, but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies I've ever seen.

Zapp:I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo...

Bender:Oh, your God!

Bender:Oh, your God!

Fry:They were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas?

Amazon guide · Amazon:No can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.

Amazon guide:This our comedy club. Humor different here. It not reinforce stereotypes. Comedy come from character, not abstract craziness.

Zapp:Translation: boring.

Zapp · Amazon · Zapp:Is she hot? Not important. She all-knowing. In other words, no.

Amazon:It different kind of politician. Not beltway insider.

Fem-puter:That does not fem-pute.

Amazon women:You mean snu-snu!

Amazon:We hear tell men used for snu-snu. All we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.

Fry:FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.

Unknown · Amazon:What did they die of? Crushed pelvises.

Fry · Amazon:What did they die of? - Crushed pelvises.

Fry · Zapp:Yes! Thank you, Lord in heaven!

Fem-puter:Fem-puter sentences them to death... by snu-snu!

Fem-puter · Fry · Zapp:...by snu-snu! - Yeah! - What are you, gay?

Zapp:What are you, gay?

Amazon · Amazon:But the snu-snu part will be good. - Baby, it'll blow your mind.

Fem-puter · Amazon:They make fun women's basketball. What?! Did you explain how good fundamentals make up... for their inability to dunk?

Amazon · Amazon:He big jerk like man. Sure, but check the crotch. Nothing.

Fry:I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always really hoped.

Amazon:Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.

Fem-puter:Then the large women again.

Amy · Kif:Really? Honest and true? - Yes. And that person calling and hanging up was me.

Amazon:It Og's first time. Be gentle!

Bender:Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it!

Amazon · Fry:It time snu-snu! - Can't we just cuddle?

Bender · Amazon:I'm a scary fem-puter. Release the prisoners. And bring gold. Lots of gold. - Why Fem-puter want gold? - You heard the man.

Bender:You're no fem-puter, you're a fembot.

Fembot:Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot in a manbot's man-puter's world?

Zapp:The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Bender:I'm a scary fem-puter. Release the prisoners. And bring gold. Lots of gold.

Zoidberg:I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon in it.

Bender:All I know is, this gold says that was the best mission ever.