A double-date for Kif, Amy, Zapp, and Leela ends in disaster when their orbiting restaurant crashes on planet Amazonia. The hulking female inhabitants of the planet take their male captives to the omniscient Femputer, who orders Fry, Zapp, and Kif to death by "snu-snu".
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“Amazon Women In The Mood” ranks #1 of 137 Futurama episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 89.9 — Elite. The episode packs 71 scored jokes at 4.8 per minute, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.0 on impact, with Zapp landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Fry: I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always really hoped.
Fry Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Zapp: She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.
Zapp Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Amazon: Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.
Amazon Escalation Dark/Subversive Zoidberg: Why with all the crying? So, that's where I left my shell.
Zapp: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Zapp Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Standout Moments
Zapp: She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.
Zapp Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch Fry: I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always really hoped.
Fry Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Amazon: Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.
Amazon Escalation Dark/Subversive All Jokes — 71 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Fry: So has Fry. What's the big deal?
Fry Deadpan/Understatement Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry Callback Escalation Callback Unknown speaker: Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. All in favor? All opposed? All abstaining?
Unknown speaker: He's dead. He always seemed so full of life. Laughing, singing, begging for scraps. And now this!
Zoidberg: Why with all the crying? So, that's where I left my shell.
Unknown speaker · Zoidberg: I didn't know it came off. It was getting a little cramped, so I molted, why not?
Zoidberg · Leela: The fresh air feels good. - Stop doing that!
Amy · Zoidberg: Those were toenail clippings. A feast is a feast.
Amy: Did you swallow your phone again?
Amy Callback Character Comedy Callback Zapp: Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman.
Zapp Character Comedy Irony/Sarcasm Zapp: Oh, that's rich! Go on.
Zapp Character Comedy Reaction Beat Zapp: Yes, it was in all the papers.
Zapp Character Comedy Deadpan/Understatement Zapp · Leela: Then let the negotiations begin. I propose we go out on 10 dates. How about zero? Nine. Zero. Seven? Eight?
Zapp · Leela: Five, and that's my final offer. Four! One. Two. Half. I'll take it.
Leela · Zapp · Leela · Zapp · Leela · Zapp: Five, and that's my final offer. Four! - One. - Two. - Half. - I'll take it.
Leela: We'll meet you for part of dinner and half of a movie.
Leela Callback Absurdist ★ Rewatch Callback Zapp: Wrong, wrong, wrong. And what's that? Candy? Candy's for dorks. Give me that.
Zapp Character Comedy Escalation Zapp: Well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Zapp Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Leela · Zapp: Half-date. Half-bottle. Quarter-shell. He's not hungry. It's expensive.
Zapp: And I'd like two steaks, and the ladies will have sensual salads with low-cal sensual dressing.
Zapp Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Kif: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance?
Kif Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Callback Kif: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Kif Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Leela: This half-date is entirely over. Amy? Conference.
Leela Callback Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Zapp: There's one way into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak, of course, of karaoke.
Zapp Character Comedy Misdirection Zapp: Let me show you why they call me 'The Velour Fog.'
Zapp Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Leela · Zapp: She's out of control! - You win again, gravity!
Zoidberg: Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!
Zoidberg Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Bender: I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive!
Bender Meta/Self-Referential Character Comedy Zoidberg: You Latins are so hot-blooded.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Phone recording: The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet.
Fry · Bender: Bender, think of the señoritas! Vámonos!
Zapp: Well, nothing to do but repopulate the human race, just me and you. And maybe you.
Zapp Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Amazon women: Me hear people, but me not see. Everybody make mistake.
Zapp: Well, hello. I usually don't say this, but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies I've ever seen.
Zapp: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo...
Zapp Callback Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Callback Bender Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Bender Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Fry: They were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas?
Fry Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Amazon guide · Amazon: No can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.
Amazon guide: This our comedy club. Humor different here. It not reinforce stereotypes. Comedy come from character, not abstract craziness.
Zapp: Translation: boring.
Zapp Character Comedy Reaction Beat Zapp · Amazon · Zapp: Is she hot? Not important. She all-knowing. In other words, no.
Amazon: It different kind of politician. Not beltway insider.
Fem-puter: That does not fem-pute.
Amazon women: You mean snu-snu!
Amazon: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. All we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
Amazon Escalation Observational ★ Rewatch Fry: FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.
Fry Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Unknown · Amazon: What did they die of? Crushed pelvises.
Fry · Amazon: What did they die of? - Crushed pelvises.
Fry · Zapp: Yes! Thank you, Lord in heaven!
Fry Zapp Character Comedy Dark/Subversive ★ Rewatch Fem-puter: Fem-puter sentences them to death... by snu-snu!
Fem-puter Setup/Punchline Escalation ★ Rewatch Callback Fem-puter · Fry · Zapp: ...by snu-snu! - Yeah! - What are you, gay?
Zapp Character Comedy Reaction Beat Amazon · Amazon: But the snu-snu part will be good. - Baby, it'll blow your mind.
Fem-puter · Amazon: They make fun women's basketball. What?! Did you explain how good fundamentals make up... for their inability to dunk?
Amazon · Amazon: He big jerk like man. Sure, but check the crotch. Nothing.
Fem-puter: Then the large women again.
Amy · Kif: Really? Honest and true? - Yes. And that person calling and hanging up was me.
Amy Kif Callback Character Comedy Callback Amazon: It Og's first time. Be gentle!
Amazon Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it!
Bender Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Amazon · Fry: It time snu-snu! - Can't we just cuddle?
Bender · Amazon: I'm a scary fem-puter. Release the prisoners. And bring gold. Lots of gold. - Why Fem-puter want gold? - You heard the man.
Bender: You're no fem-puter, you're a fembot.
Bender Setup/Punchline Misdirection Fembot: Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot in a manbot's man-puter's world?
Fembot Wordplay/Pun Observational Zapp: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Zapp Character Comedy Wordplay/Pun ★ Rewatch Bender: I'm a scary fem-puter. Release the prisoners. And bring gold. Lots of gold.
Bender Character Comedy Misdirection ★ Rewatch Zoidberg: I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon in it.
Zoidberg Character Comedy Absurdist Callback Bender: All I know is, this gold says that was the best mission ever.
Bender Character Comedy Callback Callback 