Parasites Lost

Fry:You're eating a sandwich from a men's room? What's the worst thing that could happen?

Fry:It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.

Bender:Yosemite Sam?

Leela:Fry, I'd rather not dignify them with an ass-whipping.

Elzar:Yo, sexy mama, let's get busy and freaky, in that order.

Fry:You take that back! She does not look good for a truck-stop chick!

Trucker:You're right, she don't got enough meat for me.

Fry:She does too! She's got more meat than a cow.

Leela · Scruffy:Who are you? / Scruffy. A janitor. / Why aren't you fixing the boiler? / Schedule conflict.

Professor · Scruffy:Who are you? Scruffy. A janitor. Why aren't you fixing the boiler? Schedule conflict.

Scruffy:Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.

Scruffy:Oh, marmalade.

Fry:My lead pipe hurts a little.

Fry:He's a witch!

Professor:If you can't see well enough, there'll be a close-up on this video screen.

Professor:Guess again.

Amy:It's gorgeous. That place used to be a dump.

Zoidberg:And the mayonnaise wasn't too fresh either.

Professor:That would require extremely tiny atoms. Have you priced those lately?

Professor:I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!

Bender:There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.

Bender:Like how to make ice-cream soup?

Amy:Let's go where he won't put his finger.

Professor:My God! Soon he'll be smarter than Cher!

Bender:I learned it from a decongestant commercial: 'Soothing action...'

Bender · Amy:Better known as the love muscle. / Which digests food.

Professor:It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.

Professor:They're Jazzercising Fry's muscles. He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.

Bender:Gum-ercules?! I love that guy.

Trucker:Sorry, ma'am. I've learned a lesson about not ogling cans I won't forget.

Professor:This is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement.

Amy:He'll be lucky to have bones left.

Leela · Fry · Leela:Is it about Bender? / No, it's about you and me. / And Bender?

Waiter:Freshen your naugateena?

Hermes:I call it Caribbean Drano.

Fry:Apartment 1-I. The old me would joke about that.

Fry · Leela:I'm thinking of having a window installed. / The view's perfect already.

Fry:I haven't felt this happy since double-soup Tuesday.

Fry · Worm:I am the lord mayor of Cologne! / You mean colon?

Worm:I thought I was once. But then I remembered we reproduce with spore clouds.

Worm:My ancestors came here on the sandwich.

Fry:Obviously you've never been in love.

Worm:I hope Satan has a nice colon, because that's where you're going.

Worm:Ever wonder what makes 'special sauce' so special? Yo.

Fry:I don't know. I got nervous and started thinking about neck bolts.

Fry:Wow, did you see that vase break? It was all like:

Fry:I'll give you a back rub just like I used to give Amy. She always seemed to... Uh-oh.

Bender:Babes, bucks, I got it all.

Bender:I gotta get up early to go parasailing with movie stars.