Character Analysis
Scruffy
Played by David Herman
59 jokes across 33 episodes of Futurama
25.3
59
7.2
6.9
Character Comedy
Scruffy delivers 59 scored jokes across 33 episodes of Futurama, averaging 7.2 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 25.3. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Scruffy Lines
Scruffy:This is wrong, washbucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, But in the back of our minds, we'd know That I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
Scruffy:Go. Go now. Before I beg you to stay.
Scruffy:Hold on! Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares for the stranger.
Scruffy:Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.
Scruffy:Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why.
All Jokes — 59 total
Scruffy:Happy Xmas, Xmas people! Xmas cards have arrived! Xmas!
Scruffy:Ain't nothing wrong with murder... as long as I can wet my beak.
Leela · Scruffy:Who are you? Scruffy, the janitor. I've never seen you before. I've never seen you neither.
Leela · Scruffy:Who are you? / Scruffy. A janitor. / Why aren't you fixing the boiler? / Schedule conflict.
Professor · Scruffy:Who are you? Scruffy. A janitor. Why aren't you fixing the boiler? Schedule conflict.
Scruffy:Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.
Scruffy:Oh, marmalade.
Scruffy:Hold on! Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares for the stranger.
Scruffy:Scruffy believes in this company.
Hermes · Scruffy:I don't even know who this guy is. - I'm Scruffy, the janitor.
Scruffy:I'm on break.
Scruffy:Scruffy's gonna get himself one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.
Scruffy:I'll thinks it overs while I engages is five-dollar hooker.
Scruffy:Yuck! I don't wants no three-dollar hooker. I'm going backs to the adults bookstore.
Scruffy:This thing always seems to know when I got the munchies!
Scruffy:Like that giant caterpillar what ate Jared from subway.
Scruffy:Washbucket full. Scruffy's work here is done.
Scruffy:Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why.
Scruffy · Washbucket:Miss Wong? / No, scruffy, I am washbucket. I love you. Washbucket has always loved you.
Scruffy:This is wrong, washbucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, But in the back of our minds, we'd know That I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
Scruffy:Go. Go now. Before I beg you to stay.
Scruffy:It appears to be giving you the finger, sir. Enjoy.
Scruffy:Oh, lord. I got the too-much-macaroni sweats.
Scruffy:What viscosity you need?
Scruffy:Also, this grease is flammable.
Scruffy:Sorry. I was eatin' a can of breakfast and lookin' at porn.
Scruffy:Mayhem?! There's gonna be mayhem? I'm stayin'! Hoo-ee!
Fry · Scruffy:Good thing Scruffy rescued Leela. Don't thank me, thank the ladder.
Scruffy:My job? Toilets 'n' boilers, boilers 'n' toilets. Plus that one boiling toilet.
Scruffy:'Taint a boiler nor a toilet. Pass.
Scruffy:It appears to be giving you the finger, sir. Enjoy.
Scruffy:Oh, lord. I got the too-much-macaroni sweats.
Scruffy:Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mm-hmm.
Professor · Scruffy:No, if I'm going to fire anyone, it'll be Scruffy. You can't do that! Over my dead body!
Scruffy:It's a mirror into Scruffy's soul.
Unknown character · Scruffy:Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease? What viscosity you need?
Scruffy:Also, this grease is flammable.
Scruffy · Leela:No, we're not. Grab your severed arm with your other arm. Ew... Okay.
Scruffy:Don't thank me, thank the ladder.
Scruffy:My job? Toilets 'n' boilers, boilers 'n' toilets. Plus that one boiling toilet.
Scruffy:Fire me, iffen you dare.
Scruffy:'Taint a boiler nor a toilet. Pass.
Scruffy · Leela:Done broke my spine. Nice rack, though. / Thank you, Scruffy.
Scruffy:If you can't see me, is that private?
Scruffy:No wonder my urine smells like a meal.
Scruffy:It's on my list.
Scruffy:I weren't fooled. The real professor wun't never've...
Grand Midwife · Scruffy:plus trace DNA from a certain Scruffy. Scruffy's stuff gets around.
Scruffy · Fry:You know, I heard there's not really even a virus at all. It's just a big hoax, like the moon landing. - You were on the moon last week! You grew up on Mars! That's what they want you to think!
Scruffy:Scruffy begs to differ. I see it as more of a gray-brown, or perhaps toasted umber.
Scruffy:If it's my faults the Earth rotates, then it's the Earth's faults I did thises!
Scruffy:Sorry, I ain'ts had my coffees today. Owses!
Scruffy:They just made a harmless delivery and stole some stuff. Nothing illegal about that.
Kif · Scruffy:Any alien invaders around here? / Uh-oh. The fuzz!
Scruffy:So, uh... this graveyard need a janitor?
Scruffy:Vertical stripes. Mm-hmm.
Scruffy:I already went.
Scruffy · Leela:Finished installin' the new plate glass wind-er. Thank you! We'll sweep him off the sidewalk later.
Scruffy:The stars called and Scruffy said, 'A-yup.'