Destroy Tall Monsters

Bender · Fry:Fry did it! / Did what? / Just practicing for later.

Fry · Professor:What's the matter compressor? / Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor.

Leela:Yes, but I feel the nafety for safety.

Professor · Leela:Oh, fuff! I don't get all up in your business when you upgrade your bazooms! / That's because my bazooms don't put anyone's life in danger!

Scruffy · Leela:Done broke my spine. Nice rack, though. / Thank you, Scruffy.

Professor:You wrecked my dear ship, Bessie?! I just finished naming her.

Bender:Fry did it!

Professor:Here I comes to save the days.

Professor:Oh, what the heck-- a hot rod!

Sal:Ah... time for the mornings meltsdowns.

Professor · Sal:I'll pay you back, I swear. / Yeah, yeah, I heards its befores.

Sal · Professor:Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whats the...? / In your face, sucker! Also, I'll send you a check for the parts I stole!

Sal:Okays, ya honest young punk!

Professor:Step off, you greasers! I was street-racing back when ships still ran on moonwater!

Professor:Your mouth just wrote a PayPal transfer request that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!

Street racer · Professor:Yo, it is on! / Before that, it was off.

Professor:Twice around Central Park. Loser has to make the winner's Medicare copayments for a year!

Street racer:Aw, man, I can't afford no Medicare copayments!

Street racer · Professor:Yo, Wrinkles, you got big glasses. I'm gonna call you the Professor. / What?! No one calls me that!

Street racer · Minx:Girl, he don't own you! / Yeah, but he saved me from my abusive father. Not physically abusive; verbally. It's a long story I can't get into while we're spinning out.

Unknown character:Ow! Paper cut!

Police officer:Ironic!

Street racer:Yo, Professor, if your ship's so dope, why are those cops on your tail like my dad's verbal abuse on my psyche.

Professor:Sayonara, Tokyo driftwood!

Police officers:I can't believe we lost 'em again. I need a drink. / Nah. We're on the job. Let's just go pepper-spray some homeless families.

Street racer:In my case, it was verbal abuse. / That's in the rearview mirror, baby. It wasn't what he said that hurt, it was what was left unsaid.

Professor:Again, no idea what that means.

Hermes:Our safe new ship has arrived, and it's gonna knock your socks on... where they belong.

Fry · Hermes:Hey, wait. If I'm backwards, I can't see out the windshield. / There is no windshield.

Fry · Hermes:At least there's a cup holder. / That's an arm holder.

Bender:♪ Bender is bored, Bender is bored ♪ ♪ Bender, Bender, Bender... ♪

Street racer:Like my aunt's neighbor is a hoarder. Stack of magazines fell on her cat. It's hard, you know?

Professor:Ain't no thing but a hyperchicken wing.

Fry · Professor:But we didn't have an adventure. This is a delivery company. We need less adventures, not more adventures.

Street racer:Yo, soccer mom, speed it up! Move that lunch bucket!

Professor:Because unlike you, I'm cool. I drive fast late at night when I should be sleeping.

Street racers · Professor:That one-eyed housewife called you out! / When and where, PTA?

Street racer:Möbius drag strip, man.

Leela · Professor:One more lap! / Nah, half a lap. You forgot, on a Möbius strip, two laps is one lap.

Professor:You kids and your topology.

Professor · Street racer:Now who's in the lead?! / Seriously, I have no idea.

Hermes · Amy:No, no. I choose to believe they're alive in some other dimension. Screaming in agony. / I hope so.

Leela · Professor:Why do I look like a stupid cartoon character? / I feel like I lost weight. All of it.

Leela · Professor:Oh, no! Like Flatland? / Call it what you will. The point is, the new Shrek movie won't look nearly as good.

Street racer:I've been... emotionally scarred by years of unspoken verbal abuse.

Professor:Well, that's the same, but other things are different.

Fry · Leela · Professor:Ow! / Ow! / You can't step past in this dimension. You have to step around.

Flatland King:Fourth dimension?! I can't picture that! You're dumb.

Fry:Hey, how come I can't swallow?

Flatland King:Third dimension? I can't picture that! You're dumb.

Flatland beings:There's nothing funny about science! If there can be an X-axis and a Y-axis, why not a Z-axis? He's opening our minds to new ideas! Kill him!

Professor:Oh, if only Minx could see that. Then she'd see me as more than just a father figure.

Professor:Two point pi!

Fry:My bowels returned at a bad time!

Bender:I'm gonna burns them ups.

Minx:Hello? Dad?!