The Numberland Gap

Amy:What's your secret? I'm bisexual. Oh, you mean the dessert!

Amy's Mother:Show Fry and Leela your painting so they can compliment it.

Fry:You really captured your mommy's unusually shaped hair, and your daddy's pukey color.

Fry · Amy's Mother:You know, I always wanted to be an artist, and I-- That's so interesting. Let's talk about something else.

Bender · Fry:I'm so bored, I wanna punch myself in the face. I'll do it for ya. Go ahead. Make me. Eh, I'm too bored.

Bender:Bo-ring.

Bender · Fry:What are those, numbers? Two... 'Two'? I'm almost positive that's a number!

Bender:Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help. The radio's saying numbers at me!

Leela:It's actually a real thing. Look it up.

Leela:I'm not touching your antenna.

Bender:Not all numbers. I-I love zero and one. But two? And those other guys? Where does it all end?

Fry · Leela:Leela, have I ever told you how I always wanted to be an artist? Yes, it's one of the most recent things you said.

Zoidberg:Remember the pain I predicted Professor would live in the last 10 years of his life? Well, they've discovered a miracle drug that'll make it 20!

Professor:These scratchy physical pajamas.

Bender:You mean Bender's antenna is magic? Eh, that's what the fembots say.

Fry · Leela:It's called 'paint-by-numbers.' Oh, Lord.

Amy:They're exquisite! You really stayed in the lines.

Amy:What are you people talking about? Fry's paintings are crap. Ow! I mean, the foot pain makes me see how beautiful I'm saying they are.

Professor:Fry, you foolcompoop! What are you doing to those beautiful numbers? Painting over them to depict imperfect physical objects?

Professor:Schmeureka!

Professor:Every time we find a mysterious diagram, you want to build it. Well, I'm tired of building things.

Professor:If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom. Exquisite!

Fry:I wonder if it's some kind of advanced spaceship! Well, I'm not quite done. It might turn out to be a kitten.

Fry:That's no kitten. Rats. I'm gonna go paint a kitten.

Zoidberg:Great artists don't let badness stand in the way of greatness. And Zoidberg will prove... Why did you mutter that last part? Because I wasn't that sure.

Bender · Danica McKellar:Could you sign this book? Sure. Wait, I didn't write this. It's my autobiography. You're Bender? The Bender? I'm a huge fan.

Danica McKellar · Bender:You're not the extreme boogie boarder? How do people tell you apart? Different serial numbers.

Bender · Danica McKellar:Hey, could we talk about me for a minute?! I don't know. Could you buy a copy of my book?

Bender · Danica McKellar:And a fear of irrational numbers! Don't be afraid. If you're even half as great as your book jacket says you are-- I'm not! Nobody is!

Fry · Hermes · Zoidberg:Why are you reading my mail, Hermes? Also, I don't remember entering any art contest. I entered you! Zoidberg.

Professor · Bender · Amy:I've completed the mystery machine! I'm blind! What does it do? Can it kill at least one human? Maybe.

Professor · Hermes:after great effort and expense-- / Expense?!

Scruffy · Leela:Finished installin' the new plate glass wind-er. Thank you! We'll sweep him off the sidewalk later.

55:My decimal representation is five 10s plus five ones. But you can call me five times 11. Or you can call me 9 plus 10 plus 11 plus 12 plus 13. Or you can call me six-squared plus three-squared plus three-squared plus one-squared. But ya doesn't have to call me 55!

Fry:I'm gonna call you 55.

Leela:I'm gonna call you 55.

Number 55:Every number is interesting! Otherwise, there'd be a smallest uninteresting number, and that would make it interesting.

55:Every number is interesting! Otherwise, there'd be a smallest uninteresting number, and that would make it interesting.

55 · Leela:That's little 3/7ths, the fractional child of three and seven. What about 7/3rds? Is that also their child? Their illegitimate child.

Professor:You never grow old and senile and forgetful and senile and forgetful and senile and...

Professor:You mean you never age? You never grow old and senile and forgetful and senile and forgetful and senile and...

Fry:What's almost four? Three?

55 · Clock:Ya know, one through 12 are my friends. I don't appreciate these racist caricatures.

Professor:Oh, don't be sad. You won't.

Professor:Oh, don't be sad. You won't.

Hermes:I can't think of any actual difference. Just felt like somebody should say that.

Bender:You two-loving fools!

Bender:You escaped?! That's mathematically impossible!

Professor · 55:What else is there? / Oh, all kinds of junk. E, pi, i.

55 · Rural Numbers:Don't talk like that! We don't believe in the imaginary one. Except for some of the more... rural numbers.

55:'Understanding'? I don't understand.

Professor · Keanu Reeves:How many stars to give a Keanu Reeves movie. Yo.

55 · Professor:You use numbers? What are we, your servants?! Well, I suppose you are. Servants?!

Professor · 911:Help! 9-1-1! Sorry, wrong number.

Professor:If you're young, then I'm divisible by seven.

Large Number:If you're young, then I'm divisible by seven.

Georg Cantor · Professor:My name is Georg Cantor. Georg Cantor?! The discoverer of the hierarchy of infinities? Ja, ja. I discovered a lot of stuff.

Georg Cantor:I needed only to prove a transmitter could exist. And then build it out of pencils and paper.

Georg Cantor · Professor:I know not which of us is the stupider professor. You.

Bender:P... R... O... Prostitute? Wait, F? Proftitute? E... S... S... Oh, of course! Professtitute! No, wait. O... R... Professor!

Bender:Professtitute! No, wait. O... R... Professor!

Imaginary Danica · Bender:In your case only, I'd advise you to stay the heck away from math. Thanks, Danica. I'll never face my fears again. So long, courage!

Amy:These are really good. I mean, I'd hang that in my second-best mansion.

Fry:Wow, better than the one for winning?

Amy · Fry:Maybe. But, just being included is the best prize of all. Wow, better than the one for winning?

Fry:Oh, I'm not allowed to have pets. They always die. I'm on the Humane Society's 'No Adopt' list.

Art Judge · Fry:But this contest is for paintings by animals. It is? Bad Fry, bad!

Fry:Second place. I won second place! Yeah, in a contest for animals. And I beat all of them. Well, except Vincent Van Goat.

Fry:And I beat all of them. Well, except Vincent Van Goat.

Bender:Yeah, wait till you see my ass!

Cantor · Number 1:Falsch! Order! Order! Look, you, I can prove it. I doubt that. But if you can, we shall free you. Really? Maybe.

Numbers · Cantor:It's a freak! You think so only because it's not any of your children!

Bender:Stand back, fellow math lovers, and watch as I break up Googol, right between O's.

Georg Cantor:For me, even this world is too real.

Professor:I don't care either. But it does feel like I should say thank you, Hermes.

Professor · Fry:Another second-place, third-rate puppy? No, it's a paint-by-number I'm unmaking just for you.

Professor:I don't know which is more beautiful, the idea or the thing itself.

Professor:I don't know which is more beautiful, the idea or the thing itself. Exquisite.