Fifty Shades Of Green

Robot Santa:Another Xmas come and gone. And to everyone I didn't kill, season's greetings! And hold still next year. Ho!

Hermes:We only lost one crew member. Poor Charlie. It was his first day on the job. And he was just a week from retirement.

Professor Farnsworth:I'm thinking about mint, but I'm tasting pain.

Professor Farnsworth:Mmm, now I'm tasting about thinking.

Hermes:Therefore, you're all on unpaid leave. So, leave.

Leela:Really? You have something better to do than visit old people in the sewer?

Leela:Say hi to Bender's nonexistent parents for me.

Fry:Less than twice, more than nunce.

Fry:Eh, must be outta batteries.

Zoidberg:I don't know what's going on, but I love circling.

Fry:Uh, maybe ten? Or 45? Who knows! It's impossible to say with all the time loops we've been through.

Bender:That's the beautiful day we met and attempted suicide.

Shopkeeper:How may I pervert you?

Shopkeeper · Fry:'filthy porno'? Ah, yes. I think I have what you're looking for.

Store clerk:Right this way for your 'porno,' sir.

Fry:Um... I forget what it's called. The language my mouth knows.

Terry:Nobody needed Rudy Giuliani anyway.

Leela:He had faker things to do.

Leela:He couldn't make it. He had faker things to do.

Sewer dweller:This one's on mes. I likes to help young loverses.

Fry · Leela:Welcome to the world of tomorr-- Intruder! Ow!

Kenny G:I wasn't given a name, but I'm gonna assume it's you.

Kenny G:Thanks. I call it G-water.

Fry · Leela:We don't have a joint bank account. Well, not anymore.

Leela · Fry:We don't have a joint bank account. Well, not anymore.

Bender:Oh snap! She 'Philip'd' you. That is cold.

Professor Farnsworth:Hey! You can't do that! That's my only thing!

Zoidberg:No, I'm a deep, rich salmon.

Professor Farnsworth:genital pics, and so on

Professor Farnsworth:Everything, you whimpering imbecile!

Bender:She ran off with the bicycle pump.

Shopkeeper:Come back, baby! We can work it out!

Bender:I think it was the new name after the collapse of the USA.

Zoidberg:I have a universal male plug. You never know who you might meet.

Amy:I know Kif and I are soulmates, so this is gonna be fun. Right, Kiffy?

Amy · Kif:It's me! Oh thank the Grand Midwife's porous skin sack. It was always you.

Leela:Wow, it just keeps metaphoring.

Hermes:Too bad you're not hers.

Zoidberg:I'll give him a smell assault.

Zoidberg:That's the worst picture of me I've ever seen!

Fry:And they spelled my name wrong!

Bender:I can't believe it. My little Fry is becoming a murderer.

Branch:Why didn't it hurt very much?

Fry:Of course, you idiot! She's my roommate!

Branch:I don't like the way that tree is walking.

Fry:Hmm, very nice, but how do you know its pronouns?

Bender:Really? Well, there's no law against mercy bludgeoning.

Bender:You're no son of mine!

Zoidberg:since you came to this hospital instead of letting me treat you.

Branch:Yeah, a six-foot-four nobody with really good health insurance.

Zoidberg:Is it a penis reduction?

Zoidberg:Is it a penis reduction? I'm just guessing based on the chart.

Amy:Well, I got a really cute skirt on sale, and you've been in a coma for a month. It's plaid.

Bender:He's cheatin' on you, Chastity!

Fry · Bender:Maybe I can convince Branch that Leela and I belong together... if I can just talk to him. Strangle him, you say?

Fry:Aw, geez! Get a greenhouse.

Bender:That's it! I'm gettin' my shovel!

Leela:Yeah, although I have to say he's always plant-splaining stuff to me.

Fry:I killed it again. Sorry.

Leela:sometimes you wanna talk about something other than botany.